I do about 350K's a night, 3 or 4 nights a week usually, so i've got a few gear grinding issues.
Anyone that tail gates or responds to tail gating with a brake check.
Anyone that feels the need to slam on their brakes whenever they see a police car or taxi. Fair enough if they are doing 20K's over, but some people doing the limit or less still seem to be afraid they are going to jail every time they see a light bar.
Anyone changing lanes on a multi lane roundabout.
Anyone that can't be bothered dipping their high beams when i'm driving towards them.
Anyone that doesn't understand the 'keep left unless overtaking' thing when the speed limit is above 80 (in NSW, not sure about everywhere else).
Anyone that stops their car in the middle of the road to have a chat with someone else.
Anyone that gives me the evil eye when i'm slowing down or taking off slowly. My car is pretty loud, giving me a super death stare is not going to make me run home and put socks in my exhaust. I hope you all choke, JERKS. I could understand them doing it if i was racing around like an idiot, but most of the time (i occasionally stretch its legs on the highway) i am very very considerate about my neighbors and everyone else and i still get old people shaking their fists at me. Choke, you pricks.
Things that DON'T bother me include people that do slightly under the speed limit (assuming they haven't just passed me, then slowed down). If some old guy feels more comfortable doing 90 in a 100 zone then i don't really have a problem with that.
I also like long walks on the beach and beers.
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