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Old 27-08-2008, 03:46 PM   #1
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Default Silly misconceptions you had as a kid...

Whenever i saw love hearts around things that said something like

"John 4 Eva"

I used to think it was that John liked a girl called Eva.

I used to think that this Eva girl was really popular cuz so many people like her... Even other girls liked her, lmao

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Old 27-08-2008, 03:48 PM   #2
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i remember as a kid thinking "man, there are gonna be no hot girls when im older, they're all hot now (referring to TV stars) so when i grow up they'll be old..

embarrassing to admit, but i laugh at it
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Old 27-08-2008, 03:52 PM   #3
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I think the biggest misconception everyone had
was believing that our parents knew everything.
Lucky for me I do know everything and my eldest
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Old 27-08-2008, 03:59 PM   #4
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When people mentioned the 'old days', I always thought things back then were in black and white. Seriously.
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Old 27-08-2008, 04:02 PM   #5
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When people mentioned the 'old days', I always thought things back then were in black and white. Seriously.
Yep, me too.
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Old 30-08-2008, 02:30 AM   #6
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When people mentioned the 'old days', I always thought things back then were in black and white. Seriously.
Haha same here though i asked my old man how long it took to paint the world.

have a couple others two . I used to grind my teeth and was told i need a mouth guard and thought it was like a man with a sword.

Aslo if i ate multi grain bread i would turn in to superman like the ad on the telly. so i just keeped eating heaps
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Old 30-08-2008, 08:54 PM   #7
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When I was little, I remember thinking that people who were in their twenties were old and if you were in your thirties, you were really really old.
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When people mentioned the 'old days', I always thought things back then were in black and white. Seriously.
Me too. I always thought of the olden days as black and white.
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Old 01-09-2008, 07:49 PM   #8
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I always thought of the olden days as black and white.
Same sort of thing with me, I thought it was all sepia tone, just because of old photos we have.

Also dad used to tell us he had santa's phone number in his wallet. If we were bad, he was gonna call him.


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Old 01-09-2008, 09:40 PM   #9
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Also dad used to tell us he had santa's phone number in his wallet. If we were bad, he was gonna call him.
Gotta try that!!

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Old 31-08-2008, 06:13 PM   #10
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When people mentioned the 'old days', I always thought things back then were in black and white. Seriously.
You mean they WEREN'T!?! :ticking:

If you eat watermelon seeds, a watermelon will grow in your stomach. These days I love watermelon seeds, but my daughters believe I'm slowly growing a watermelon in my stomach. :


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You're not alone on this one! I thought exactly the same thing.
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Old 31-08-2008, 06:34 PM   #12
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Me 2!! lol!
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Old 01-09-2008, 10:35 AM   #13
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When people mentioned the 'old days', I always thought things back then were in black and white.
Seriously.You're not alone on this one! I thought exactly the same thing.
I still kind of think that now. If I think of some kind of event that happened between the 1920's to 1960's, I would imagine it as being black and white.
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Old 27-08-2008, 03:59 PM   #14
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i thought you pee'd in a girls butt to make a baby
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Old 27-08-2008, 04:08 PM   #15
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how on earth did figure that lol?
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Old 27-08-2008, 07:49 PM   #16
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howd you work out it wasnt true. trial and error?
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Old 27-08-2008, 08:07 PM   #17
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I used to think that TV shows were different at each different place. For instance On Channel 7 at our place might have been time for the news, but If I went to maybe our neighbours place channel 7 at the same time might have had cartoons on.
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howd you work out it wasnt true. trial and error?
Trial and error indeed! After thinking he shot blanks for 3 years he went with his missus to get tested. They they gave him the little container and the mag he supplied them a urine sample instead. When they told him "Nah dude, you've got to cum in there not " he' was like "SAY WHAT!?"

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Old 27-08-2008, 04:00 PM   #19
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When I got my old XD ESP, our old GM in the business 'helped' encourage the bank to give me (young me and first 'hot' car) a loan. Anyway, after I got the car he saw me driving down the road and told me next day it looked like it was going 'sideways' all the time. My gut reaction in my inexperience I thought he was implying the car was bent and repaired, didnt reflect on it til years later and figured he was actually complimenting her

Dumbest thought Ive ever had, bar none.
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Old 27-08-2008, 04:04 PM   #20
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Old 27-08-2008, 04:09 PM   #21
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I belived girls never poo'ed because it was gross and somthing only us boys did.
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my girlfriend and her friends still believe that :P
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Old 27-08-2008, 04:12 PM   #23
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my girlfriend and her friends still believe that :P
I still believe that!
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I thought TV completely stopped and went black at around 10pm, then I found out it went all night and morning, then I found out recently it did actually used to stop in the early hours of the morning!

I used to think robbers were only in America.

I used to think a certain breed of pigs really could fly!
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Old 27-08-2008, 04:18 PM   #25
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Silly misconception I had when I was a kid? two words... Santa Clause.
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Old 27-08-2008, 04:36 PM   #26
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Hmm well you could call it a misconception if you THOUGHT the clutch on a motorbike was the one on the right hand side.... %$^! ????What the hell just happened!!!!
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I used to think every blokes name was 'Dave' apart from my dad cause I lived in a small country town street, and the other two houses on the street had blokes called dave in them
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I once thought England and America were the same country, (LOL).

...And at one stage I also thought people get married so they can drive a car.
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Old 27-08-2008, 06:33 PM   #29
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I used think when actors got killed in movies that they were really dead.....lol....and one time I cried coz steve mcqueen was killed in a movie and I thought I would never see him again....coulda been a girl thing....lol
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I used to think actors on TV shows were actually people being spied on and aired on TV. I used to feel glad I didn't live near a TV station because people in America might watch us on TV.
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