which one are you?

niko · 14-01-2005, 04:16 PM

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a freakin' jerk.

PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses.

ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a *****.

TAURUS(Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn Communist.

GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

CANCER (Jun 21 - Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a damn.

LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sep 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA (Sep 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of veneral disease.

SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murdered.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting ****ed.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

im virgin i mean virgo

FordFan86 · 14-01-2005, 04:25 PM

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TAURUS(Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn Communist.

LIES, NOTHING BUT FILTHY COMMUNIST LIES!!!!

still funny nonetheless lol

FordFan86 · 14-01-2005, 04:27 PM

ohh btw im a taurus

champsky · 14-01-2005, 04:30 PM

lol who said im chicken sh*t!!!!

/me runs off b4 he can get hurt

Casper · 14-01-2005, 04:31 PM

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting ****ed.

When I first read this about 15 YEARS ago it was actually VERY accruate.

Twisted · 14-01-2005, 04:35 PM

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CANCER (Jun 21 - Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a damn.

Pfft I couldnt give a damn about other people. Yes i always put things off but ill never be on welfare because if i ever want anything ill take it off someone weak and ill and smaller than me, thats the advantage to being big and strong!

Feathers · 14-01-2005, 04:37 PM

Pisces. I'ts all wrong though. Except the influencing friends bit.

b2tf · 14-01-2005, 04:39 PM

Everyone else working and me getting the results? I see no problem with this?

Oh, and that's MR. Communist to you.

NAK302 · 14-01-2005, 05:06 PM

cheap! i'm not friggin cheap!! i worked damn hard to earn that twenty five bucks for that goddamn car........... hang on let me think about that.

danege · 14-01-2005, 05:23 PM

Im an Aquarius...but i never lie..

except that was a lie,

and that..

and that..

*runs*

14-01-2005, 05:19 PM

Cancer its waaay off...

niko · 14-01-2005, 05:21 PM

nobody said this was accurate information lol

live_1991 · 14-01-2005, 05:30 PM

TAURUS(Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn Communist

:s

lv619 · 14-01-2005, 06:02 PM

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GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

errr thats news to me...

: :togo:

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rob_o · 14-01-2005, 06:03 PM

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GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

no no no no no no no no no no no NO!

MotherNatureVer2 · 14-01-2005, 06:27 PM

bwhahahahahaha .......

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

Did they do that thing that Homers brother did in the Simpsons & reverse everything thats the truth ;)

Pursuit_chick · 14-01-2005, 06:32 PM

lol @ some of those
im an aquarius LOL

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a freakin' jerk.

paul7v7 · 14-01-2005, 07:14 PM

I'm a Taurus...

XR6Gal · 14-01-2005, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by niko

ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a *****.

Impatient....yup thats me..

heheh I'm a *****!

tickford2001 · 14-01-2005, 09:55 PM

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LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

i didnt steal anything...honest!! bwahahaha what a ****a this thread is!

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Thanatos · 14-01-2005, 10:46 PM

Well, being a cancer and having to be on welfare forever, it seems like i got off lightly compared to some of you other FREAKS! :P lol