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14-01-2005, 10:25 PM
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i like to be stroked
Join Date: Dec 2004
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u got to have a laugh on friday ...
A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window, "Uh, yes, officer?" "What are you doing?" "Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says, "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs, "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple alone, in a car, at night in a lovers' lane, and nothing obscene is happening! "What's your age, young man?" "I'm 25, sir." "And her ... what's her age?" The young man looks at his watch and replies, "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
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14-01-2005, 10:31 PM
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In the Forced 'lane
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Nice one!!
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14-01-2005, 10:35 PM
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Low and Loud
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
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LOL
 Thats a cracker
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14-01-2005, 11:38 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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LOL... i thought it was 16 (oops). :Reverend:
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15-01-2005, 06:10 AM
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V8 Ghia & BF2 XR6 + Wagon
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15-01-2005, 11:09 AM
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Bad Music and Litre Bikes
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I was under the impression that if you were over 18, then she had to be too..
Good joke though..
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15-01-2005, 12:40 AM
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MY21.5 Mustang GT
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Shoalhaven, NSW
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LMAO Good One!
:hihi:
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15-01-2005, 02:25 AM
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THCC Motorsport member 1
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
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bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha LOVE IT!
/me goes off to find an almost 18 hehehehehe
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15-01-2005, 06:26 AM
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ha good stuff
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15-01-2005, 11:03 AM
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Lucifer's Angel
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
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Hahahaa thats a good one.
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15-01-2005, 11:34 AM
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E-Series Owners Club
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sth. East. Suburbs, Melbourne
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That's a good one
If you're over 18, then you're partner has to be over 18 also. If you're under 18, then you're partner has to be over 16 ;) |
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15-01-2005, 11:37 AM
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Location: Bundoora
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haha!! That guy has patience!!
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15-01-2005, 11:52 AM
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15-01-2005, 11:20 PM
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E-series mutantette
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Location: Murray Bridge, SA
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lol nice one
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16-01-2005, 10:26 PM
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Burnin Rubber
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Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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lol, funny, very funny
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