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27-07-2006, 11:47 AM
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likes falcon's
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper. WEDNESDAY A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any. THURSDAY Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden. FRIDAY I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. SATURDAY Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten. SUNDAY Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment. GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
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27-07-2006, 01:58 PM
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I am The Brain!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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Love it! Chocolate Moose....now that would be a sight!
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27-07-2006, 02:39 PM
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Heart of Blue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: ACT
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Gold!!
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27-07-2006, 05:47 PM
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...fairly odd
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: mcdonalds college of hamburger knowledge
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hahahahahaha moose.
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27-07-2006, 09:22 PM
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Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
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/note to self: Must request Tuesday's recipe to gf
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28-07-2006, 12:46 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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A real life "Blonde" moment from a girlfriend:
Wondering why she couldn't open the bottle of wine with the corkscrew?! It was a screwtop! |
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28-07-2006, 02:13 PM
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ZX-6R & Falcon pilot
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Where there's no water restrictions
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*yawn* next...
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30-07-2006, 07:30 PM
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30-07-2006, 11:42 AM
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likes falcon's
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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how bout you post something entertaining...
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30-07-2006, 08:29 PM
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Force Fed Fords
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Enroute
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Ha ha ha.
I would say Gold but in keeping with the theme perhaps I should say Blonde. I've got a whole book of blonde jokes and that isn't even in it.
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blonde cook book diary
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