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23-01-2007, 08:17 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Central Q..10kms west of Rocky...
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Redneck Man's pick up lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts inyer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. |
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23-01-2007, 08:30 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary, AB. Canada
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Better variation of 8; Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice! Yep.. I got 9-10 beers shouted and a couple numbers from that one  :
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23-01-2007, 08:39 PM
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V8 Ghia & BF2 XR6 + Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide
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crap.
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23-01-2007, 08:42 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary, AB. Canada
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23-01-2007, 08:49 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Croydon, Melbourne
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LOL, Did anyone else find them self reading them out Cleetus style, or was it just me.
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23-01-2007, 09:13 PM
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I Like To Shake It
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,012
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How would you like to something you havent seen before?
Like the soles of your feet in my side view mirrors.
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23-01-2007, 09:17 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Is that your face, or did you neck throw up
Posts: 3,041
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23-01-2007, 09:48 PM
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Audi S3
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 8,307
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
Best. Pickup-Line. Ever.
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23-01-2007, 10:00 PM
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buickman
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: eastern suburbs Melb Vic
Posts: 1,462
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Their such a class type of human.
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23-01-2007, 11:37 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sitting on the Dunny , Contemplating "What to do Next".
Posts: 505
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Only 2 pick-up lines needed
1/ Do ya or don't ya.....(50% chance or a slap in the face) 2/(Sympathetic approach) drop it in their hand and "start crying"
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XB Futura 302 , Wife ED Fairmont ,1994 Polynesian Green. Daughter No 1 KJ Laser , Daughter No 2 KH Laser Keeping FORDS in the family (Embarressment :yeees: , Son now has a "Camira"  : )"Look Right , Look Left , Look Right , BEFORE crossing Roads"
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24-01-2007, 06:56 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: QLD
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Regards Alan FG GT in Lightning Strike 5th anniversary edition in manual 1 of 25 And an 2019 MD Mondeo Trend Wagon in Platinum White |
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26-01-2007, 12:06 AM
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MIGHTY MAGPIES 2010
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: yarram se vic in the shed listening to pinkfloyd and rubbing panels
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26-01-2007, 04:11 PM
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Starter Motor
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Does this drink taste like rohipnol? |
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24-01-2007, 01:54 PM
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What's green is gold
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Shepparton
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24-01-2007, 06:39 PM
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Regular Member
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Location: Croydon, Melbourne
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24-01-2007, 08:17 PM
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ill have a beer milkshake
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: cardbboard box Adelaide Hills
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i tried the lines but they didnt work for me, what am i doing wrong? is my mullet not long enough or are there not enough guns in my gun rack?
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24-01-2007, 08:47 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
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25-01-2007, 01:39 AM
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Holdens Fall Apart!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Perth W.A
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Have you ever been bush walking? Did you ever strip over any stones? How about a root?
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AU2 XR8, Venom Red, 200kw, K&N Panel Filter, 2.5" Lukey Exhaust
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25-01-2007, 10:02 AM
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XR5TBO
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: LEETON, NSW
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Babe, if you were a door... I'd bang you all night long
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25-01-2007, 12:43 PM
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I see you....
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Don't you love in the pic that he actually merged a bogan flanny and ripped jeans with formal jacket.
He goes the flower, but hey no sleeves.....cause sleeves are for sissys As always the shoes makith the man hang on....take a closer look.......PHOTOSHOP !!!!!!! |
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25-01-2007, 02:49 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Perth, WA
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the whole thing is photoshoped, the can in his hand is all wrong. Still funny though
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25-01-2007, 07:23 PM
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Cane Farmer
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tom Price, WA
Posts: 4,056
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I'll Love you like a snow storm.
I'll give you 8 to 10inches, and you won't be able to leave the house for 3 days
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1994 ED XR6T - Cobalt Blue. 2009 FG XR6 - Black. Quote:
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25-01-2007, 10:50 PM
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GT4.
Join Date: Dec 2004
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You got a purdy mouth..
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25-01-2007, 11:29 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,652
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Your trailer or mine, sis?
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26-01-2007, 12:51 AM
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- V8 ENTHUSIAST -
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Wellington, NZ
Posts: 538
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Salesman knocks at the trailer door, Cletus Bobby Jones Jr answers:
"Ah, Hang ong won munit, I jus go assk ma wife...........A'H HEY MAAAA"
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