Welcome to the Australian Ford Forums forum.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and inserts advertising. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features without post based advertising banners. Registration is simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Please Note: All new registrations go through a manual approval queue to keep spammers out. This is checked twice each day so there will be a delay before your registration is activated.

Go Back   Australian Ford Forums > General Topics > Non Ford Related Community Forums > The Bar

The Bar For non Automotive Related Chat

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 14-01-2005, 04:16 PM   #1
niko
likes falcon's
 
niko's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 6,091
Default which one are you?

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a freakin' jerk.

PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses.

ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a *****.

TAURUS(Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn Communist.

GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

CANCER (Jun 21 - Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a damn.

LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sep 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA (Sep 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of veneral disease.

SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murdered.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting ****ed.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.



im virgin i mean virgo
__________________
www.carhubsales.com.au
niko is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 04:25 PM   #2
FordFan86
meow
 
FordFan86's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
Posts: 2,744
Default

Quote:
TAURUS(Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn Communist.
LIES, NOTHING BUT FILTHY COMMUNIST LIES!!!!

still funny nonetheless lol
FordFan86 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 04:27 PM   #3
FordFan86
meow
 
FordFan86's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
Posts: 2,744
Default

ohh btw im a taurus
FordFan86 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 04:30 PM   #4
champsky
THCC Motorsport member 1
 
champsky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
Posts: 1,139
Default

lol who said im chicken sh*t!!!!

/me runs off b4 he can get hurt
__________________
Southcyde Designs<------click here :

Member of the MTAS
Founder of TTM (team twink motorsport)

Founder of the AFFDDPS (Australian Ford Forums Drink Driving Punishment Squad)
champsky is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 04:31 PM   #5
Casper
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Contributing Member
 
Casper's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 12,083
Default

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting ****ed.

When I first read this about 15 YEARS ago it was actually VERY accruate.
__________________
Older, wiser, poorer.


Now in Euro-Trash. VW Coupe V6 4motion.
Casper is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 04:35 PM   #6
Twisted
Moderator
Contributing Member
 
Twisted's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 1,049
Default

Quote:
CANCER (Jun 21 - Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a damn.
Pfft I couldnt give a damn about other people. Yes i always put things off but ill never be on welfare because if i ever want anything ill take it off someone weak and ill and smaller than me, thats the advantage to being big and strong!
__________________
:evil3: - '03 XR6T - :evil3:
Mercury Silver
Manual, Premium Sound, XR8 18's


SHOW YOUR SUPPORT
FordForums.com.au
Hats, Stickers & Patches are now available!
Twisted is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 04:37 PM   #7
Feathers
Lucifer's Angel
 
Feathers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
Posts: 5,282
Default

Pisces. I'ts all wrong though. Except the influencing friends bit.
__________________
SINISTER BA XR6
Blueprint, manual, 4490's, Redback 2.5" dual exhaust, BA Typhoon rims, tint, fog light covers, BF tailights, blue illuminated window switches, Ghia bootlid carpet, lower grille, FPV door spears, steering wheel & interior bits, XR6T + F6 intake, K&N filter, Typhoon spoiler, tuned, sway bars, custom angel eyes & plates..YUM!

If there's one thing guys in Holdens hate more than being beaten by a Ford...
It's being beaten by a girl driving a Ford
Feathers is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 04:39 PM   #8
b2tf
not here much anymore
 
b2tf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sthn NSW
Posts: 22,918
Default

Everyone else working and me getting the results? I see no problem with this?

Oh, and that's MR. Communist to you.
__________________
2024 F150 XLT
b2tf is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 05:06 PM   #9
NAK302
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
NAK302's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: coowonga
Posts: 1,654
Default

cheap! i'm not friggin cheap!! i worked damn hard to earn that twenty five bucks for that goddamn car........... hang on let me think about that.
NAK302 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 05:19 PM   #10
hambo_12
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Cancer its waaay off...
  Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 05:21 PM   #11
niko
likes falcon's
 
niko's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 6,091
Default

nobody said this was accurate information lol
__________________
www.carhubsales.com.au
niko is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 05:23 PM   #12
danege
Regular Member
 
danege's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rockhampton, QLD
Posts: 90
Default

Im an Aquarius...but i never lie..

except that was a lie,

and that..

and that..

*runs*
__________________
1994 EF XR6
danege is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 05:30 PM   #13
live_1991
Regular Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 48
Default

TAURUS(Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn Communist



:s
live_1991 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 06:02 PM   #14
lv619
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
lv619's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1,521
Default

Quote:
GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
errr thats news to me... : :togo: :
__________________
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
lv619 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 06:03 PM   #15
rob_o
Regular Member
 
rob_o's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Central Coast, NSW
Posts: 383
Default

Quote:
GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

no no no no no no no no no no no NO!
rob_o is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 06:27 PM   #16
MotherNatureVer2
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 5,165
Default

bwhahahahahaha .......

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.




Did they do that thing that Homers brother did in the Simpsons & reverse everything thats the truth ;)
MotherNatureVer2 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 06:32 PM   #17
Pursuit_chick
E-series mutantette
 
Pursuit_chick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Murray Bridge, SA
Posts: 270
Default

lol @ some of those
im an aquarius LOL

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a freakin' jerk.
__________________
'93 ED GLi Falcon
White, auto, performance 15's,
Pioneer DEH-P4650 MP3 H/U, Pioneer 6's.
Future mods: Speed Holes!
Pursuit_chick is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 07:14 PM   #18
paul7v7
bring it on
 
paul7v7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Praying....for you
Posts: 987
Default

I'm a Taurus...
__________________
Here is the devil-and-all to pay.
paul7v7 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 09:25 PM   #19
XR6Gal
Just Super Happy now :)
 
XR6Gal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 1,569
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by niko
ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a *****.
Impatient....yup thats me..

heheh I'm a *****!
__________________

PhantomBA XR6 (Sold), now a VW owner (don't hold it against me )

& also a CM Valiant Wagon, gotta love the old Val's
see her progress here
NOW SOLD :( but now have a
Honda CBR250 Motorbike
XR6Gal is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 09:55 PM   #20
tickford2001
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 3,647
Default

Quote:
LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.
i didnt steal anything...honest!! bwahahaha what a ****a this thread is! :
__________________
Gone cruising
tickford2001 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-01-2005, 10:46 PM   #21
Thanatos
E-Series Owners Club
 
Thanatos's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sth. East. Suburbs, Melbourne
Posts: 781
Default

Well, being a cancer and having to be on welfare forever, it seems like i got off lightly compared to some of you other FREAKS! :P lol
Thanatos is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Reply


Forum Jump


All times are GMT +11. The time now is 03:02 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Other than what is legally copyrighted by the respective owners, this site is copyright www.fordforums.com.au
Positive SSL