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19-07-2012, 03:06 PM | #31 | |||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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23-07-2012, 02:35 PM | #32 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Central Tablelands. NSW
Posts: 894
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Septic Sam - "Your business is our business"
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23-07-2012, 07:45 PM | #33 | ||
All Ford Club Life Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Maryborough .......... All Ford Club of QLD
Posts: 1,590
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Wrights rubbish removal in cairns, "your rubbish removed guaranteed or double you rubbish back"
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23-07-2012, 08:00 PM | #34 | ||
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There's a bricky around here in Melbourne, slogan
"lay em, love em, leave em!" Haha |
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23-07-2012, 08:11 PM | #35 | ||
Little Dog
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Canberra
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Kum Bak Bakery.
[Laurieton NSW mid nth coast i think. V good munchies there. ]
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24-07-2012, 02:48 PM | #36 | ||
SZII in Silhouette
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Location: Darwin NT
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Dead Short Electrical in SA
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24-07-2012, 11:17 PM | #37 | ||
IWCMOGTVM Club Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Northern Suburbs Melbourne
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Rural Erections in Vic
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25-07-2012, 02:22 AM | #38 | |||
AFF's 1st DM.......
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Wha???... There is only 2 states 2 be in.. WA or Drunk..
Posts: 6,200
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Mak 1 reverse osmosis filters... "For when its too salty to swallow" laughed real hard at that one!!
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25-07-2012, 11:16 AM | #39 | ||
Pro Street Au Ute
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Rocky QLD
Posts: 1,150
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Not a business but a the bottelo checking out weird beers, leg over.
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Daily. AU XR8 s2 ute auto Weekender. AU XR8 s2 sedan. 427 windsor, t56 magnum. 3.9 locker. |
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25-07-2012, 11:29 AM | #40 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Gawler, SA
Posts: 1,707
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"Trailer trash" Mobile bin hire.
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25-07-2012, 08:22 PM | #41 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 3,198
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Debbie does Dogs.. Dog grooming business in melbourne.
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25-07-2012, 10:17 PM | #42 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 586
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My workmate used to own a cement truck, his businness name was "Conrete Boots".
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27-07-2012, 05:34 PM | #43 | ||
Lyminge, Shepway, Kent
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Geelong - Go Cats
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These by email this afternoon:
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit, please back in." ************************** At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: " Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ************************** On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." ************************** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ************************** In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." ************************** On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." ************************** On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." ************************** On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" ************************** At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." ************************** Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." ************************** In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" ************************** At the Electric Company "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." ************************** In a Restaurant window: " Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." ************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." ************************** At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills." ************************** And don't forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak." ************************** Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises |
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27-07-2012, 05:58 PM | #44 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Brisbane, Qld
Posts: 3,321
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I've seen a plumbing company van getting around Brisbane and the business name is on the side. It goes by the name of...
Poo Man Imagine working for that business, "Hello, Poo Man here, how can I help you" |
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27-07-2012, 06:54 PM | #45 | ||
Audi S3
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 8,307
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'Cameltow'
Towing company in Perth ha ha
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27-07-2012, 07:15 PM | #46 | ||
Boss 335
Join Date: Jan 2006
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'Root Boost' on some intersection near Adelaide Airport. No idea what they sell, I think it was fertilizer
'Total Tools', tool shop. Makes you wonder if the staff are 'total tools' as well. |
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27-07-2012, 07:38 PM | #47 | ||
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Berwick Vic
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Septic tank trucks seem to have a sense of humor. Seen one earlier this week called the t*rd burglar. On the back it said " Another load of politicians promises".
On another one today called dunnies are us it had written on the back of the tanker " we deliver milk on the weekends"
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COOGES- FG 50th ANNIVERSARY XR6T MANUAL / 1965 BUICK RIVIERA |
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27-07-2012, 09:00 PM | #48 | ||
Regular Member
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Massage parlour in Perth called "Wang's Massage"
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27-07-2012, 09:08 PM | #49 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Curl up and Dye, guess what they do......
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28-07-2012, 08:08 AM | #50 | |||
not here much anymore
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Location: Sthn NSW
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28-07-2012, 08:43 AM | #51 | ||
All Ford Club Life Member
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Location: Maryborough .......... All Ford Club of QLD
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Muffler shop in cairns, "No Muff too Tuff"
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28-07-2012, 10:46 AM | #52 | |||
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28-07-2012, 02:01 PM | #53 | |||
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Location: Orlando, FL, USA
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28-07-2012, 03:36 PM | #54 | |||
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28-07-2012, 03:51 PM | #55 | ||
Where to next??
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Sydney
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Not really clever as such... more like lost in Engrish....
Somwhere in China... Xi'an I think??? I have a business called "Tieland Mens Ties"...
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28-07-2012, 04:26 PM | #56 | |||
moderator ford coupe club
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28-07-2012, 05:00 PM | #57 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Barossa Valley, South Australia
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Can't make out the business name, but I always laugh when I see this sign: http://goo.gl/maps/psLnR
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28-07-2012, 05:33 PM | #58 | |||
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Location: Castlemaine
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I seen a septic mob yesterday " bendigo takeaway, you make we take"
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28-07-2012, 05:53 PM | #59 | ||
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28-07-2012, 07:01 PM | #60 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: whitsundays
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i have a pasta dish with pine nuts, the brand they sell at wollies,'Ducks Nuts'.
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