Saturday funny

[Charliewool]

A mother passing by her son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Mum." With the
worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter, with
trembling hands.

"Dear, Mum. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Dad and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice,but
I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos,
her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading
it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy
we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS,
so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and
I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to
visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, John.

P.S.Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.