scrap alloy

[Dodge]

whats scrap alloy worth these days $1.20 kg , well how many cans does it take for 1 kg??




dodge and skank are now married 40 years. When they first got married, dodge said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 40 years of marriage, skank never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her, and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why. That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner skank could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed
"I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much, and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the empty cans in the box?"
dodge thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
skank was shocked "I'm very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that's not that bad considering the number of years we've been married."
They hugged and made their peace. A little while later skank was still curious "Why do you have all that money in the box?"
"Whenever the box filled with empties, I cashed them in."