chuck norris

[steamin63]

The top 100 martial artists are in las vagas attending a conference. A fire breaks out an a dozen of them die in the stampede for the doors. Chuck Norris finds himself standing in front of the pearly gates and spots St Peter standing nearby. Chuck wanders over an introduces himself .
Chuck- Hi i'm Chuck Norris ,what happened?.
St Peter- well chuck you were killed in the stampede and since you have lead such a good life you are entitled to go to heaven.
Chuck- well thats good news i suppose but can you tell me did that upstart wannabe Barry Dawson end up here too?.
St Peter- no mate Barry Dawson isn't here.
Chuck- thank goodness.
and with that he walks through the pearly gates into heaven.after half an hour of checking out the sights he hears the roar of applause and finds the biggest stadium he has ever seen so he goes in to check it out.the place is as big as a small country,1 million angels are sitting in the stands cheering and in the middle of the field is BARRY DAWSON fighting a 1000 demons and giving them a dead set hiding. Chuck storms out and heads back to the pearly gates to confront St Peter.
Chuck- you lied to me, you said Barry Dawson wasn't here.
St Peter- what do you mean? he isn't here.
so Chuck describes how he just saw Barry Dawson kicking and chewing bubble gum against 1000 demons.
St Peter- don't worry chuck that wasn't Barry Dawson. that was GOD impersonating BARRY DAWSON.