Worst Break up lines!!

[disco_tezz]

Well I know we have all had them, So lets see the lame reasons and break up lines used by our ex's.

My Personal Favourate which was used on me last night was
"It's not you its me"

then with the next sentance being:

"I am just not ready for us"

Well i personally could have used that information 18 months ago before we bought a house together.

So now we have the fun job of trying to sell the hosue, while staying civil with each other throught the whole process, Which is hard enough when you are a couple, As selling a house is extremely stressfull,

So let the fun and games begin,

Back to the original topic, What are other peoples experiences with break up lines and the crap they try and tell you???