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Old 18-08-2008, 05:19 PM   #31
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Old 19-08-2008, 10:12 AM   #32
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ahhhh... they get better and better!
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Old 19-08-2008, 04:36 PM   #33
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when someone has a plumbers crack you say "he/she has more crack themn harlum"
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Old 19-08-2008, 05:39 PM   #34
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Old 19-08-2008, 08:33 PM   #35
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When there are screaming/annoying kids with their parents:
"he should have settled for a ****job"
and another i like:
"father time really beat her with the ugly stick"
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Old 19-08-2008, 09:09 PM   #36
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Please keep this in line with the family values we hold.

If not I will close the thread.
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Old 20-08-2008, 01:02 PM   #37
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Best workshop line I ever heard was...
"Is it *d or proper *d?"
"It's proper *d."
"Oh, ."
Feel free to replace the above censored word with 'Buggered' 'Stuffed' or 'Rooted'.
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Old 20-08-2008, 01:11 PM   #38
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Old 20-08-2008, 01:19 PM   #39
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I think this thread has had its day.
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