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29-06-2016, 07:30 PM
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But he made a full recovery.
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29-06-2016, 07:48 PM
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Where to next??
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Lol....
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29-06-2016, 08:18 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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01-07-2016, 06:21 PM
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Never happen , Chucky walks on water !
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01-07-2016, 06:36 PM
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Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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03-07-2016, 11:44 AM
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Once PHASED.
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Chuck shares the same fate as the phantom, he can't die..
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03-07-2016, 11:57 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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A cop pulled Chuck Norris over once. Chuck let him go with a warning.
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03-07-2016, 01:16 PM
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Call me dirt... Joe Dirt
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Location: Back in Perth for good
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My son wears Superman pyjamas to bed.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas to bed.
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08-07-2016, 12:42 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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It's almost limitless what we can come up with about Chuck. I was a massive fan of him in the 80's as with Charles Bronson.
Seen a comment on Youtube about him earlier.. 'When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mum from the hospital' LOL |
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08-07-2016, 12:49 PM
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Way over here
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Location: Perth W.A
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When chuck was born the doctor refused to smack him in case chuck smacked him back.
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08-07-2016, 01:12 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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00Norris licence to kill
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09-07-2016, 07:59 AM
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chuck norris eye drops
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Chuck Norris died earlier today
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