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24-09-2005, 09:26 AM
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THE FIVE SECRETS TO A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
1.It is important to have a woman who, helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a good job. 2.It is important to have a woman who makes you laugh. 3.It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie. 4, It's important to have a woman who goes off in the sack. 5. It is very, very important that these four chicks don't know each other. 
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24-09-2005, 09:30 AM
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Cuban... nothing like it
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Ohhh Gwad
Just wait till Bindi reads that, your in trouble! But I love it
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24-09-2005, 09:32 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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24-09-2005, 09:34 AM
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WRX terrorist
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he he :dr_Evil:
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24-09-2005, 09:34 AM
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Clevo Mafia Inc.
 
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Change women to partner, it goes both ways.
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24-09-2005, 09:39 AM
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ive got all that in one
aren't i special lol |
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24-09-2005, 09:42 AM
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Cuban... nothing like it
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Special is probably a bad choice to describe you Gozza!
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24-09-2005, 09:53 AM
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lol
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24-09-2005, 11:31 AM
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Peter Car
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I like Homer Simpsons marriage advice. The usual problem is communication, too much communication.
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24-09-2005, 01:28 PM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
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Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
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Are you intimating that I am troublesome? Some kind of rabid feminazi? That I get angry and vengeful at the drop of a hat? That my redheadedness means I am prone to violent attacks of nastiness, namecalling, b**chslapping, cat fighting, and general aggression? Damn straight I am all of the above. But I love to laugh at jokes (the ruder the better), I am supersexy, and I am undeniably HOT! Let's make sure nobody on here ever forgets that, especially YOU Mingey. :P :evil3:   : :
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24-09-2005, 01:45 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Wheres rule 6? the chick that works on cars!!!
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24-09-2005, 01:47 PM
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haha i like those. Josh sais his ex was all those things til she lied to him, they broke up and then yeah the rest is history.....
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24-09-2005, 04:53 PM
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not here much anymore
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She only wants you for the car..........dont look into her eyes!
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24-09-2005, 06:28 PM
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Hoon On The Rise
 
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Nahhh, its all that LPG going to her head..... :gren:  py:   :  : Nice read but. I love it...
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24-09-2005, 06:47 PM
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Happy as Larry
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I would be happy with just one special woman Kooky
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24-09-2005, 08:24 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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Wheel nuts that is...
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24-09-2005, 08:26 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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HAHA... oh and we couldn't have done that if i was a bloke???
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24-09-2005, 08:31 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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OK... we're past that now...
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24-09-2005, 08:33 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Next time im near Hornsby i'll drop by!!!
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24-09-2005, 08:38 PM
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24-09-2005, 08:42 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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Nah... it's all good fun...
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24-09-2005, 09:19 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Hey...if your partner is for real they are also your BEST FRIEND...don't ever forget that.
Like the joke hahahaha
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Redhead extraordinaire...
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No DON'T look into my eyes! The laser that comes out of them burns through atoms it's so accurate :P
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27-09-2005, 08:44 PM
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28-09-2005, 09:47 AM
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Only four? :(
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28-09-2005, 09:55 AM
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I Hope Holden Dies
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