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Old 29-06-2016, 07:30 PM   #1
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Default Chuck Norris died earlier today

But he made a full recovery.
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Old 29-06-2016, 07:48 PM   #2
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Lol....
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Old 29-06-2016, 08:18 PM   #3
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But he made a full recovery.
Death apologised for the error an inconvenience it caused.
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Old 01-07-2016, 06:21 PM   #4
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Never happen , Chucky walks on water !
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Old 01-07-2016, 06:36 PM   #5
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Default Re: Chuck Norris died earlier today

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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Old 03-07-2016, 11:44 AM   #6
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Chuck shares the same fate as the phantom, he can't die..
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Old 03-07-2016, 11:57 AM   #7
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Default Re: Chuck Norris died earlier today

A cop pulled Chuck Norris over once. Chuck let him go with a warning.
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Old 03-07-2016, 01:16 PM   #8
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My son wears Superman pyjamas to bed.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas to bed.
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Old 07-07-2016, 10:46 PM   #9
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Superman and chuck Norris had an arm wrestle, the loser has to wear their underpants on the outside.
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Old 08-07-2016, 12:42 PM   #10
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It's almost limitless what we can come up with about Chuck. I was a massive fan of him in the 80's as with Charles Bronson.

Seen a comment on Youtube about him earlier..

'When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mum from the hospital' LOL
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Old 08-07-2016, 12:49 PM   #11
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When chuck was born the doctor refused to smack him in case chuck smacked him back.
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Old 08-07-2016, 01:12 PM   #12
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00Norris licence to kill
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Old 09-07-2016, 07:59 AM   #13
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chuck norris eye drops
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Old 09-07-2016, 09:11 AM   #14
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Chuck doesn't actually need to breathe.
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