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Old 14-03-2006, 09:57 AM   #1
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Default Corny joke -How to mend a Toll Booth
The driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig.
He ploughed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces.
He climbed down from the wreckage, got on his mobile phone and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled up and discharged a crew of workers.

The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and spread some kind of creamy substance on it.
Then they began fitting the pieces together.

In less than a half hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and looking good as new.

"Astonishing!"
the truck driver said to the foreman.
"What was the white stuff you used to get all the pieces together?"

The foreman said,
"Oh, that was Tollgate Booth Paste."

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Old 14-03-2006, 10:07 AM   #2
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Now I normally find corny jokes funny but.... man I cant find the right words.... thats just... well ... wrong.
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Old 14-03-2006, 10:13 AM   #3
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mmmmmm not sure there
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Old 14-03-2006, 10:24 AM   #4
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Old 14-03-2006, 10:52 AM   #5
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LOL... i thought it was funny =/
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Old 14-03-2006, 10:55 AM   #6
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That's classic! I love it!
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Old 14-03-2006, 11:34 AM   #7
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I'll pay that one,, I smiled
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Old 14-03-2006, 11:46 AM   #8
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That was really bad...
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Old 14-03-2006, 11:46 AM   #9
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Yep, i'll pay that.

Borderline tho
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Old 14-03-2006, 11:50 AM   #10
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Nah, No good.....
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Old 14-03-2006, 12:22 PM   #11
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Very funny.
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Old 14-03-2006, 12:36 PM   #12
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Old 14-03-2006, 12:41 PM   #13
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Nope not funny.
Saw the punch line a mile away.
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Old 14-03-2006, 12:42 PM   #14
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I thought it was funny
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Old 14-03-2006, 04:33 PM   #15
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well it made me laugh!!
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Old 14-03-2006, 04:38 PM   #16
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Old 14-03-2006, 04:46 PM   #17
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Left me numb!!!
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Old 14-03-2006, 09:46 PM   #19
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Hahaha that is so stupid it is funny.

But not a good funny.
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Old 14-03-2006, 11:38 PM   #20
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Hahaha that is crazy, have a joke for work now.
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Old 14-03-2006, 11:44 PM   #21
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HA HA! That's a cracker!
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Old 14-03-2006, 11:48 PM   #22
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HA HA! That's a cracker!
The original joke, barely raised an eyebrow, but this response had me ИИИИing myself laughing!
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