Great Business names

[Tonz]

Originally Posted by Mk II

I drive past fry bros everyday, and never got the irony of it. When you think about it it is a bit funny

Fry is in cook/cremate/BBQ etc...very good

[Olbucko]

Septic Sam - "Your business is our business"

[Bundy]

Wrights rubbish removal in cairns, "your rubbish removed guaranteed or double you rubbish back"

[weemankai]

There's a bricky around here in Melbourne, slogan

"lay em, love em, leave em!"

Haha

[windowlicker]

Kum Bak Bakery.

[Laurieton NSW mid nth coast i think. V good munchies there. ]

[sarrge2001]

Dead Short Electrical in SA

[vztrt]

Rural Erections in Vic

[svo347]

Mak 1 reverse osmosis filters... "For when its too salty to swallow" laughed real hard at that one!!

[blownv8au]

Not a business but a the bottelo checking out weird beers, leg over.

[Hood-G6]

"Trailer trash" Mobile bin hire.

[MethodX]

Debbie does Dogs.. Dog grooming business in melbourne.

[rjk74]

My workmate used to own a cement truck, his businness name was "Conrete Boots".

[nuthin' fancy]

These by email this afternoon:

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
" Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
" Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises

[TC200six]

I've seen a plumbing company van getting around Brisbane and the business name is on the side. It goes by the name of...

Poo Man

Imagine working for that business, "Hello, Poo Man here, how can I help you"

[HLC]

'Cameltow'

Towing company in Perth ha ha

[malazn mafia]

'Root Boost' on some intersection near Adelaide Airport. No idea what they sell, I think it was fertilizer

'Total Tools', tool shop. Makes you wonder if the staff are 'total tools' as well.

[Valid8]

Septic tank trucks seem to have a sense of humor. Seen one earlier this week called the t*rd burglar. On the back it said " Another load of politicians promises".
On another one today called dunnies are us it had written on the back of the tanker " we deliver milk on the weekends"

[kermey]

Massage parlour in Perth called "Wang's Massage"

[flappist]

Curl up and Dye, guess what they do......

[b2tf]

Originally Posted by malazn mafia

'Total Tools', tool shop. Makes you wonder if the staff are 'total tools' as well.

We have them here and yes they are.

[Bundy]

Muffler shop in cairns, "No Muff too Tuff"

[Peter B - CV8]

Originally Posted by bundy

Muffler shop in cairns, "No Muff too Tuff"

That's a rip off from an old Navy quote (from the submarine squad from memory) "no sea too rough - no muff too tough".

[Moby Vic]

Originally Posted by flappist

Curl up and Dye, guess what they do......

Hey, that's the name of Carrie Fisher's salon in The Blues Brothers.

[JBomb3000]

Originally Posted by flappist

Curl up and Dye, guess what they do......

Hairdresser?

[Yellow_Festiva]

Not really clever as such... more like lost in Engrish....



Somwhere in China... Xi'an I think???

I have a business called "Tieland Mens Ties"...

[gtxb67]

Originally Posted by bundy

Muffler shop in cairns, "No Muff too Tuff"

muffler shop???

i thought you were going to say it was a teeny knock shop

[sgt_doofey]

Can't make out the business name, but I always laugh when I see this sign: http://goo.gl/maps/psLnR

[Shaggzy]

Originally Posted by Valid8

Septic tank trucks seem to have a sense of humor. Seen one earlier this week called the t*rd burglar. On the back it said " Another load of politicians promises".
On another one today called dunnies are us it had written on the back of the tanker " we deliver milk on the weekends"

I seen a septic mob yesterday " bendigo takeaway, you make we take"

[malazn mafia]

[cedric]

i have a pasta dish with pine nuts, the brand they sell at wollies,'Ducks Nuts'.