Greatest Aussie slogan??

[champsky]

oh yeah just remebered one:

thats off tap aye! dude/bro/mate

[svo347]

Anothery??
Look at the head onya

[You Yangs]

I have too many to mention but here's are few beauties!!!
-FACE LIKE A DROPPED MEAT PIE!
-DRY AS A DEAD DINGO'S DONGA!
-SUPAMEGAFUGLY!
-IT'LL MAKE A WILLY WAGTAIL FIGHT A EMU!
HA HA HA

[The Mighty Red]

[QUOTE=You Yangs]-DRY AS A DEAD DINGO'S DONGA!


BWAHahahahaha what a classic LMAO :nutsycuck

[davocol]

Head like a kicked in Bicki Tin!!

[Hawk]

Two of my favourites:

She'll be right mate

and

Get your hand off it

[The Mighty Red]

Head like a Robber's Dog!!

Head like a Bashed Crab!!

[donno]

Like to call a spade a f#$*@(g shovel

Bloody hell

[MickyB]

Originally Posted by bdave351

get dog up ya

I love that one too, although I usually say 'get A dog up ya'
Another fav is 'face like the south facing end of a northbound camel'

Well, years ago as a uni student, I worked part-time in a servo driveway(good old days) and we had this regular customer, a weather beaten travelling salesman– he'd pull in after a long haul from Ceduna, crawl out of his heavily laden Kingswood wagon, rub his back with both hands, light up a fag, lean back against the bonnet and say: "Hairya gar-win Champion! Fillet as in 'fish', check me Dolly Dyers and me muther an' daughter an' don't forget me Danny Doyle!" After disappearing around the side muttering something about going to shake hands with his wife's best friend, I took the opportunity to zip inside to the boss for a quick piece of interpreting. I emerged moments later, ready to carry out the instructions:
1. Fill the tank with petrol
2. Check all tyre pressures
3. Check radiator level
4. Withdraw the dipstick and check the oil level

When the customer returned, he exclaimed, "Good on yer nugget, yer worth yer weight in cocky shit. Tell Ken ter whack it on th' slate!" and drove off.
After going into the boss and getting him to enter the expenditure on the customer's monthly account, and then going around the side to the toilet to flush away a urinal filled with rich yellow liquid plus a cigarette butt, I thought to myself– the workplace is a rich learning experience.

[svo347]

Another work favourite
F#$% it ....leave it for "A" shift

[FordFan86]

Originally Posted by Zoltan von Bujdoss

Well, years ago as a uni student, I worked part-time in a servo driveway(good old days) and we had this regular customer, a weather beaten travelling salesman– he'd pull in after a long haul from Ceduna, crawl out of his heavily laden Kingswood wagon, rub his back with both hands, light up a fag, lean back against the bonnet and say: "Hairya gar-win Champion! Fillet as in 'fish', check me Dolly Dyers and me muther an' daughter an' don't forget me Danny Doyle!" After disappearing around the side muttering something about going to shake hands with his wife's best friend, I took the opportunity to zip inside to the boss for a quick piece of interpreting. I emerged moments later, ready to carry out the instructions:
1. Fill the tank with petrol
2. Check all tyre pressures
3. Check radiator level
4. Withdraw the dipstick and check the oil level

When the customer returned, he exclaimed, "Good on yer nugget, yer worth yer weight in cocky shit. Tell Ken ter whack it on th' slate!" and drove off.
After going into the boss and getting him to enter the expenditure on the customer's monthly account, and then going around the side to the toilet to flush away a urinal filled with rich yellow liquid plus a cigarette butt, I thought to myself– the workplace is a rich learning experience.

LMFAO!!! i can relate to some of that :P

[HOON69]

plain n simple

G'DAY FELLA OR SHIELLA

normally just g'day will do ;)

[whippet_zetec]

"I'm as dry as a dead Dingo's donga"
"bloody hell its hot aint it"
"goes like the clappers"

[Sourbastard]

my favourite... and yours.

"Its your shout"

[Interceptor'85]

Originally Posted by Zoltan von Bujdoss

Well, years ago as a uni student, I worked part-time in a servo driveway(good old days) and we had this regular customer, a weather beaten travelling salesman– he'd pull in after a long haul from Ceduna, crawl out of his heavily laden Kingswood wagon, rub his back with both hands, light up a fag, lean back against the bonnet and say: "Hairya gar-win Champion! Fillet as in 'fish', check me Dolly Dyers and me muther an' daughter an' don't forget me Danny Doyle!" After disappearing around the side muttering something about going to shake hands with his wife's best friend, I took the opportunity to zip inside to the boss for a quick piece of interpreting. I emerged moments later, ready to carry out the instructions:
1. Fill the tank with petrol
2. Check all tyre pressures
3. Check radiator level
4. Withdraw the dipstick and check the oil level

When the customer returned, he exclaimed, "Good on yer nugget, yer worth yer weight in cocky shit. Tell Ken ter whack it on th' slate!" and drove off.
After going into the boss and getting him to enter the expenditure on the customer's monthly account, and then going around the side to the toilet to flush away a urinal filled with rich yellow liquid plus a cigarette butt, I thought to myself– the workplace is a rich learning experience.

Lol, great story!

[CAMS290]

Off like a brides nighty
Off like a wogs lunch box
Off like a bucket of prawns in the sun
Off like a fish milk shake

[deesun]

She/he's been hit with thw ugly stick

She/he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

[svo347]

Go get a slab of beer (Carton)

[Stav]

keep the dragon happy

[Dave_au]

no one has yet said: No Worries Mate!

[Ghiadude]

uglier than a hat full of **** holes!

[MrQuan]

I got a few often used by the old man...

"Look at the tits on that!" (frequently use) _
"so hungry I could eat the ar$ehole out of a corpse"
"got a face like a busted pastie"
"got a face like a dropped pie"

[Pinkbits]

G'day knackers / shaggs

[347Stroker]

What about a few classic outback Queensland sayings,

That unorganised he couldent run a choco vine up a s**thouse trellis

or my personal fav

I'll be F**cked

and Tosser, another term of endearment.

[JAJH]

1. As useless as tits on a bull.
2. As useless as an ashtray on a motorbike
3. Absofrickenlutely.
4 That'd rot the crutch outta your singlet.

[deankdx]

couldn't run water down hill

cheap at half the price

sweet

no wukkas

YOU KANT!!

[Paris Hilton]

"giffuct"

[mik]

all i can say is there all ...BLOODY GROUSE

[K_Man]

-Face like a bucket of smashed crabs (my fav)
-show us ya pink bits!
-show us ya map of tassie!