stickers - a short rant - Page 3

bindi · 11-07-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CongoAU2

I saw a funny one the other day on an old Toyota hilux that read

"Has your pussy had my whiskers today"

It was so funny cause the driver was about 40 and had a big orange ZZ top style beard.

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"Who wants a moustache ride?". Had to be said.

16wantsI6 · 11-07-2005, 04:28 PM

yeah our ford dealer here puts, "VALLEY FORD", right above the rear ford badge, and no one takes them of here either, i would rip mine off straight away it looks so stupid

Heeno · 11-07-2005, 04:47 PM

There is one sticker i wanna get ' Insured by the MAFIA you hit us, we hit you!' saw it on a t-shirt.

b2tf · 11-07-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 16wantsI6

yeah our ford dealer here puts, "VALLEY FORD", right above the rear ford badge, and no one takes them of here either, i would rip mine off straight away it looks so stupid

There is a dealer here who actually adds badges of his dealership onto the bootlid. It looks cheesy and if he did it to me id go nuts.

dogbreath_48 · 11-07-2005, 06:24 PM

yeah there's a few dealers down here that put the badges on. I always see em and think "what, special edition!?", then after alot of tailgating and squinting it just says 'knox ford' or something.

I saw one a months or so ago, on the back of an old celica or datto or something; "thorpey says my car is fully sick". Had a good laugh at that one!

-Stu

Casper · 11-07-2005, 07:16 PM

saw one today that actually made me laugh out loud...

Viagra is for pussies

Bright pink writing, huge sticker, on the back of a early model excel!

b2tf · 11-07-2005, 07:49 PM

On the back of a plumber's ute this arvo: "Your S**T is my bread and butter".

And it was spelt out too, not S**T. I thought it was great!

dogbreath_48 · 11-07-2005, 08:01 PM

I just remembered one of my favourites, on the back of an old 4runner:

"puff the tragic wagon"

-Stu

bindi · 13-07-2005, 11:35 AM

I saw two today... one was when I was doing 60 in a 60 zone, and some impatient prat overtook me and the car in front. The funny thing? He had a "Slow down" sticker on the back.

Then 5 minutes later I parked outside a shop and in front of me was a schweet looking EL with this little gem:

"Nice girls go to heaven, Bad girls ride in Fords"... I must be so bad!

big_waity · 13-07-2005, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by bindi

Then 5 minutes later I parked outside a shop and in front of me was a schweet looking EL with this little gem:

"Nice girls go to heaven, Bad girls ride in Fords"... I must be so bad!

I'll have to get that for the wife's car, when she gets one. Or maybe just for my Ford.

TheSneakiness · 13-07-2005, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by big_waity

I'll have to get that for the wife's car, when she gets one. Or maybe just for my Ford.

LMAO.

Do it, that would be classic.

big_pete · 13-07-2005, 12:27 PM

OK, i found the Worst place for a sticker on my mates Integra,
he was recently down from sydney and im sure the big city is having a bad effect on him as he has a CWB (i think it has something to do with wakeboarding) sticker covering the entire rear vision mirror in his car!!!
Tragic

big_waity · 13-07-2005, 12:38 PM

Yeah, CWB makes wake boards, pretty good ones in fact. I am a little dissapointed to hear that there is a sticker on his rear view mirror though. lmfao

13-07-2005, 05:39 PM

The stickers that really **** me off are the big holden/commodore or ford/falcon stickers across the front windscreen.....

there are other ways for the owner to know what car they drive, they don't need a sticker....

nang3 · 14-07-2005, 01:46 PM

worst ive seen is a chicks white excel with Bad Boy on the passenger side and Bad Girl on the drivers side, both on the windscreen and rear window as well ... how friggen gay is that !!! her BF must cringe everytime he gets in that car hahahahahahha

Grechie · 14-07-2005, 03:04 PM

i saw a excel go past this roundabout near my place few days ago it was white with a body kit lowered rims and spoiler, and it had in purple "EXTREME" across the sides of the car in a torn style of writing...it had a exhuast as big as to fit 3 L bottle in sounded like a bumble bee and a guy was driving with the mrs in the passenger seat, he had 1 hand on the steering wheel, oh god it made me sik, i hate those cars, my mates mazda 626 wagon can eat them.

- Grechie

Feathers · 14-07-2005, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by bindi

"Nice girls go to heaven, Bad girls ride in Fords"

Not quite right. I think it should be:

"Nice girls go to heaven, Bad girls drive Fords"

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Paris Hilton · 14-07-2005, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Feathers

Not quite right. I think it should be:

"Nice girls go to heaven, Bad girls drive Fords"

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or "some girls ride in Fords, some girls Drive in Fords, and some don't...this has no resembalance on thier sexual output at all"

bindi · 14-07-2005, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Feathers

Not quite right. I think it should be:

"Nice girls go to heaven, Bad girls drive Fords"

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Yeah but obviously this was a bloke who wanted to announce how he liked Bad Girls in his car as passengers.

I prefer your sticker idea anyway!

GreenMachine · 15-07-2005, 01:14 AM

Best one I can think of at the moment was on a black Trans-Am I nearly bought, up the curved back window

THIS CAR EATS JAPANESE...

The diff on my HQ had a sticker upside down saying "IF YOU CAN READ THIS - CHECK OCCUPANTS"

borry · 16-07-2005, 12:36 AM

best one i can remember was one that read

!TFEL EVOM in a huge arrow on the front winscreen....

admittedly its on a mirage, but this mirage has a supercharged mivec donk, runs low 11's from memory...