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Old 09-03-2006, 03:12 PM   #61
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^^^^ Kinda

Couple in bed, she leans over and asks if he has any fantasies. He says something about owning a new Rodeo. She says "is that your only fantasy?" and he just has a grin on his face. Cuts to a shot of him driving with Suzie Wilks (the hot one from Changing Rooms) in the passenger seat.

Crap car, but Suzie can travel with me any day.... :
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Old 09-03-2006, 03:12 PM   #62
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Offensive ad, bollocks.

The ad pictures said bloke ambling across country in a new Rodeo with Suzy Wilkes by his side.

This feminist Nazi, with a face like a half eaten pastie, would make firm female personal pleasure apparatuses wilt with fear.
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Old 09-03-2006, 03:16 PM   #63
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Stupid ИИИИИИ, GET A LIFE... Crabby women these days drive me insane!!!
EVERYONE... If I ever go like that, PLEASE SHOOT ME!
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Old 09-03-2006, 03:29 PM   #64
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Ever noticed that when Femminist say equality, what they actually mean is superiority. For example, I once had a conversation witha self proclaimed femminist who said "If I get married, I won't ever cook for my husband, he will do it for me!" - Now I really don't see how that is productive, why not cook together?

Also there is a chap by the name of Mandingo (google Mandingo, it fun) who is an expert at giving attitude3 readjustment to wenches like Greer.

Don't wmoen know that they already rule the world? I mean look at at your missus and tell me you don't do everything she wants?

Also my missus said that not giving head was one of her femminist goals, right before a nice gobby.
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this one it's got me quite ИИИИed off i hate feminists as much as shovenists (?) all i have to say is ИИИИ off back to britian u ugly ИИИИing mole i wouldn't show my face in public if i looked like her to quote the wog boy "woah give people some warning before you show that face in public".
I'd say thats her problem all the guys at school told her she was ugly blah blah so it's all stemming from childhood bullying
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Old 09-03-2006, 03:46 PM   #66
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Stupid ИИИИИИ, GET A LIFE... Crabby women these days drive me insane!!!
EVERYONE... If I ever go like that, PLEASE SHOOT ME!
we've figured out the cause of it, so there are preventatives, that are much more fun than a bullet
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Old 09-03-2006, 04:20 PM   #67
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And ANOTHER thing:

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au...ine_greer.html

but my personal favourite:

"I have always been principally interested in men for sex. I've always thought any sane woman would be a lover of women because loving men is such a mess. I have always wished I'd fall in love with a woman. Damn."
Germaine Greer

Ahahahahaa
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Old 09-03-2006, 04:28 PM   #68
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And ANOTHER thing:

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au...ine_greer.html

but my personal favourite:

"I have always been principally interested in men for sex. I've always thought any sane woman would be a lover of women because loving men is such a mess. I have always wished I'd fall in love with a woman. Damn."
Germaine Greer

Ahahahahaa
No bloke would want sex with that. Best thing for her to do is to go to an adult shop, or visit the vegie aisle in a supermarket.
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Ms Greer's got all you guys analysed down to a T in the Dog and Lemon Guide (page 68), available in newsagents - the only boring bit in a magazine that's got lots of interesting things about cars. What puzzles me is that she and others of her ilk go on about Aussie males ogling a woman in a country where women are pretty equal and respected by men, whereas we see these poor Moslem women in our same free country totally covered head to toe and kept in medieval supression and we never hear boo from the feminists. Not a double standard is it?

Smashing Holden windows on the other hand I can relate to... :
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Ms Greer's got all you guys analysed down to a T in the Dog and Lemon Guide (page 68), available in newsagents - the only boring bit in a magazine that's got lots of interesting things about cars.
Care to explain how?
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no other word except JOKE

Its Advertising, there is plenty of Anit-Male Advertisments... Who Cares if it sells the product.

I think the world is taking itself a bit too seriously lately.....
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Ms Greer's got all you guys analysed down to a T in the Dog and Lemon Guide (page 68), available in newsagents - the only boring bit in a magazine that's got lots of interesting things about cars. What puzzles me is that she and others of her ilk go on about Aussie males ogling a woman in a country where women are pretty equal and respected by men, whereas we see these poor Moslem women in our same free country totally covered head to toe and kept in medieval supression and we never hear boo from the feminists. Not a double standard is it?

Smashing Holden windows on the other hand I can relate to... :
I wouldn't kick up about another religion if i didn't belong to it. Too messy. She's pretty crazy though! Although i must admit whenever i see that ad i don't exactly feel good.
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Care to explain how?
Apparently you're all serial monogomists who love your cars because they don't talk back. When you write your car off it's the "final ecstacy of white hot passion". You can't share it with anyone - going in a car pool is like wife-swapping.... you can't separate the idea of abuse from the concept of love.... ИИИИИ-extension...... Do I have to go on? This lady is regarded as an intellectual in some circles.

The magazine editor does note at the end that Ms G was booked for speeding soon after the article was written!

I do think we're wasting a lot of forum space on somebody who is a stale joke here.
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if germaine greer is an intellectual im an Indonesian Rice farmer.

She is nothing more then a publicity whore who stirs emotive feelings in people who suffer from paranoia and persecution complexes. She is the billy goat like mouth piece of a group of people in society who would rather create a world of fantasy and live in it, then simply accept reality.

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Yes but has she seen women at those clearance sales after Xmas?
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If she burns her bra that means her bits will bounce and flop and might hang out, are you sire u want that???

Bra Less
At least it will take some of the wrinkles from her face..
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Yes but has she seen women at those clearance sales after Xmas?
scary stuff eh......... I refuse to go near any shops when there is a big clearance on :
and Im female!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! e
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Apparently you're all serial monogomists who love your cars because they don't talk back. When you write your car off it's the "final ecstacy of white hot passion". You can't share it with anyone - going in a car pool is like wife-swapping.... you can't separate the idea of abuse from the concept of love.... ИИИИИ-extension
If I wrote my car off, it wouldn't be white hot passion, I'd be depressed as all hell.

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Do I have to go on?
Nope, explained it quite well...

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This lady is regarded as an intellectual in some circles.
Next thing they'll be saying is that George Bush is the best president ever...
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Apparently you're all serial monogomists who love your cars because they don't talk back.............................................. .................... This lady is regarded as an intellectual in some circles. ........................
I think its a very, very small circle, and one thats filled with nothing but hot air.
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No bloke would want sex with that.
oh i dunno... id probably go it.
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oh i dunno... id probably go it.
im just confused. is this sarcasm? :MrT_anim:
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Ban him !!!
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I think its a very, very small circle, and one thats filled with nothing but hot air.

Actually she is a very intelligent person.. its just a shame you doesnt use her intelligence for far more useful things.
I have heard her speak (she was involved with a conference about Abuse etc- that we had to cover at uni), and she really did have some very good things to say, but then she kills it with her women are so much better rot...
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oh i dunno... id probably go it.
Paper bag job?
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Actually she is a very intelligent person.. its just a shame you doesnt use her intelligence for far more useful things.
I have heard her speak (she was involved with a conference about Abuse etc- that we had to cover at uni), and she really did have some very good things to say, but then she kills it with her women are so much better rot...
To be a radical fundamentalist such as she is, is to depart from reasoned wisdom, and embrace rhetoric and hate. Demolishing a Holden dealership over an advert, is just as insane, as burning down a danish embassy because a newspaper published some comics you dont like.
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To be a radical fundamentalist such as she is, is to depart from reasoned wisdom, and embrace rhetoric and hate. Demolishing a Holden dealership over an advert, is just as insane, as burning down a danish embassy because a newspaper published some comics you dont like.

I didnt mean she was ALWAYS intelligent...........
she uses her brain in a very demoralising and damaging way most times, which is a shame..

I certainly dont agree with what she is saying, the ad didnt actually offend me at all......
I personally think she should be charged with trying to encourage (incite) vandalism.......
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