Night Out Permission Slips...

[FRDGAL]

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS

Name of Girlfriend/Fiancé/Partner/Wife:

I’m going out.

Signed: (me) _____________________________



APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:

Date:

Time of departure:

EXACT Time of return:

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be ****ed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.


Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total

Locations to be visited:

Females with whom conversation
is permitted:

IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.

I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in-depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.

I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.


Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: _____________________________


Request is: APPROVED / DENIED

This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………


Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date:
Time of departure:
Time of return:

Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife: _____________________________

[MO]

HHHmmmmmm...a bit one sided there,however if you have a great relationship as I do....well the truth is the only requirement.
Onya FK nice thread.

[347Stroker]

I know what that is......got in at 5am this morning.....and now the wife sees this.....

[DOC]

LOL Like that would work? carry a signed permission slip.

[MO]

Well its just like being in the ADF...you have to have a signed leave pass.

[Dodge]

funny, my slip is my pay slip.

[NIGHTHAWK]

And Then You Woke Up And Smelt The Coffee.......

[LuvinmyEB]

Gotta print me some of those out.

[MickyB]

This is why I am single. lol, but seriously if either sex is in a relationship like that, then it's time to get out. As was said earlier honesty is my only requirement.

[MITCHAY]

You can always forge the signature :P

[MickyB]

Sign it Daffy Duck you reckon?

[MITCHAY]

I have noticed with relationships that guys generally DGAF where their girl goes aslong as they dont hook up with anyone. But when guys go out you have to have a mad chat until its approved. Sometimes its the opposite though.

[MickyB]

If you start off on the wrong foot then yes I agree Mitchay, you have got to be firm when you start going out, because ladies can walk all over us if they get used to being the boss.

[MITCHAY]

With me i let them do whatever they want and i do whatever i want. I reckon its bad if you always with eachother you need to have a social life outside your other half. There needs to be a fine balance.

[FRDGAL]

Originally Posted by MITCHAY

With me i let them do whatever they want and i do whatever i want. I reckon its bad if you always with eachother you need to have a social life outside your other half. There needs to be a fine balance.

Couldn't agree more. That's how it is for myself and partner. We're a couple but at the same time we're both very independant BUT for this to work there needs to be respect, trust and a set boundry. Abuse it and it just won't work.

Anyway, that "permission slip" thing was sent to me in an email. I got a giggle out of it (because I know women that are like that LOL) so yeah .. I thought others might get a laugh out of it too

[fordel]

bah i tell her i am going out and i go out thats all there is to it

she tells me she is going out and she goes out thats all there is to it

we trust each other to not get up to anything

simple...... dont need no stinkin permission slip ;)

thats where society is crap... women think that they have this almighty power becuase they can give out " permission slips " for men to go out... what a crock of.....

if they dont like it they can deal and get over it

yes i know this thread is only a joke thread, but some women i have met area really like that, and its a load of.....

chris

[ferris01]

Thats funny fairmont krissy...I suppose it could go both ways...I know some men and woman where this type of form would be used on a regular basis. So I guess I wont be emailing this to them...