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Old 29-09-2005, 04:09 PM   #1
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since many threads suggest we mere males do not know how to do chores of a female nature , "i for one can" and do oh so often , not only that but i do all chores in an hour less than my darling wife .
haaa . i laugh in the face of danger!!!!!



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haha.. thanx for takin a photo, i may have never believed u.. hang on... i still dont! :
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Old 29-09-2005, 04:13 PM   #3
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that sounds like a sexist remark to me are you of the female species?
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MATE are you sure that machine doesnt do it for you?
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another person questioning my gender?? This is priceless.. i should change my signature to
"Yes i drive a Ford, Yes I'm Female!!"
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Old 29-09-2005, 04:16 PM   #6
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kev eb xr8 . woman can abstain from sex about 20 times longer than a man . lets hope your misses doesn't see your thread.
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Old 29-09-2005, 04:18 PM   #7
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i suggest to you,,,, suppose you dont have a pic of yourself doing the daily chores

probably cause ya dont ha ha
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i have a pair of jocks the same color What are you doing youll get caught doing that thing that happens at my place but i never do my clothes come back ironed and i havnt lifted a finger
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Old 29-09-2005, 04:21 PM   #9
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kev eb xr8 . woman can abstain from sex about 20 times longer than a man . lets hope your misses doesn't see your thread.
its all in the mind .... tell yourself you dont need it and "presto" . and see the set of legs in the corner , that the wife watching tele and me helping do the ironing
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its all in the mind .... tell yourself you dont need it and "presto" . and see the set of legs in the corner , that the wife watching tele and me helping do the ironing
also note the date .
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i suggest to you,,,, suppose you dont have a pic of yourself doing the daily chores

probably cause ya dont ha ha

:yeees: Probably cause im too busy doin up 2 of the best car you'll ever see!!! :sm_headba

And isn't it meant to be this way around any way the blokes doin the housework!!
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Old 29-09-2005, 04:26 PM   #12
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:yeees: Probably cause im too busy doin up 2 of the best car you'll ever see!!! :sm_headba

And isn't it meant to be this way around any way the blokes doin the housework!!
ahhh i can smell defeat in your typing already me dear.. :
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:yeees: Probably cause im too busy doin up 2 of the best car you'll ever see!!! :sm_headba

And isn't it meant to be this way around any way the blokes doin the housework!!
yes when women mow tha lawn and eat what we cook.let us buy what we want at the grocery store fix the hole in the wall where little johny through his cricket ball through it and then repair the leaking fridge .
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ahhh i can smell defeat in your typing already me dear.. :

Well while your dreaming of defeating me wearing you bright yellow jocks, i'm goin out to rebuild a 351!!! Fair well, Kev my dear..

PS. Once your finished helping you mrs with the house work, you can come and do my dishes.. just cause you think your soo good at housework and all : ...
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yes when women mow tha lawn and eat what we cook.let us buy what we want at the grocery store fix the hole in the wall where little johny through his cricket ball through it and then repair the leaking fridge .
Don't u start!! I mow the lawn... what ya think my tractor and slasher is for!!! As for the fridge... its called BY A NEW ONE!!!!!!!! :
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Kev, your a great guy and doing the housework is a fantastic help tou your wife BUT if you post another pic of yourself in your undies... I'm going to BAN YOUR ***!!! :
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House chores are easy.

I share though ... I do the washing and ironing (cos Bec is known for changing the colour of clothes ... and loves putting tramlines in clothes).

She cooks and shops ... and we both clean around the house.

I can't cook ... she can't wash/iron ... it's a trade off.

Mowing the lawn is left to the horses and goat ... sometimes I get the ride-on mower out (that does wheelstands).
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Don't u start!! I mow the lawn... what ya think my tractor and slasher is for!!! As for the fridge... its called BY A NEW ONE!!!!!!!! :
do you drink beer . do you have nice .... i better not go any further . i am married . and besides maybe you can fight . so maybe your boyfriend or hubby is a very lucky lucky man.
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Kev, your a great guy and doing the housework is a fantastic help tou your wife BUT if you post another pic of yourself in your undies... I'm going to BAN YOUR ***!!! :
my humble apology's please dont ban me i have no where else to go!!

without my "superAFFman suit on i am nothing ?

and i thought my pecs looked good :
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big deal mate lol
i nearly 20 been living with my girl for 2 yrs
i clean the ter, cook, iron ,vacuum, mop.washing....but only 50% off the time ...all bout compramise...what a wonderfull word
but good on ya..i dunno what the hell that iron does other than iron...maybe its a protype time machine so u could get a pic without chesthairs
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hello melz hello you still there mate , your not one of the angry redhead brigade are you?
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mmmm. seriously if i try to do house work my misses either redoes it or tells me what to do . she says the house is dirty even when it is clean . i do the dishes and sometimes bath the kids . if i try to do something to save the wife from doing it she finds something else to do.if i cook she wont eat the food unless i cook what she would . and secondly it would take me 3 hours to cook a meal and clean up where she would do it in one hour all up . so it is better for me to look after male things and that is a lot which we men often don'yt get any credit for untill we are gone.
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hello melz hello you still there mate , your not one of the angry redhead brigade are you?
Level headed brunette darlz!! Just came back in from working on the car, had to go with the blood rule... my poor thumb

By the way... im not offended.. im gettin even!!
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Pussy whipped ,comes to mind.!!!!
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It takes a very brave/stupid/naiive man to post a picture like that on the forums.
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no prize for 2nd . my wife cant keep her hands off , "control woman" hands off . cant you see im talkin!!!! . brave yes . easy on a computer , stupid yes , gets em all the time , but nieve ha , you need to move back up north me ol mate !!!!!
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OOhh dear.....kev your only an hour quicker than your missus.....thatt''ssss ssslllloooowwww....I get the housework done in 2hrs/45mins....then I go to the shed for the day,then cook dinner when she gets home from work...etc..etc.
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Old 29-09-2005, 09:32 PM   #28
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naa john i was at the rsl havin a beverage or two , and even she will admit i can do it faster . one rule women cant accept . you start cleaning from the top and finish on the floor .
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Okkkk I see we have a man who knows what the iron is for... thats good. but next time please put warning up about photo.. oh and could you teach casper how to use one, I dont think he has ever done it. Oh and cleaning from top to bottom is only done when you can reach the top, in my case its a damn side easier to start on the floor and work my way up. Only because the damn duck's disease is a hinderance.
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since many threads suggest we mere males do not know how to do chores of a female nature , "i for one can" and do oh so often , not only that but i do all chores in an hour less than my darling wife .
haaa . i laugh in the face of danger!!!!!

Sorry mate

rather than ironing your shirt, it looks like you should be strapped to that thing with damn nipple clamps and such.....

There has been changes in technology over the years... :dr_Evil:
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