Restaurant Serves Road Kill...

csv8 · 02-01-2007, 12:59 PM

http://www.lingerlodgeresort.com/roadgrillmenu.pdf

CANINE CUISINE
Slab of Lab $4.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie $3.95
Cocker Cutlets $3.95
Shar-Pei Filet $5.95
Poodles ‘N Noodles $4.95
Snippet of Whippet $4.50
Collie Hit by Trolley $5.95
German Shepherd Pie $2.95
Round of Hound $4.50
“TOP 5 WEIRDEST RESTAURANT IN THE U.S.”
by Al Roker at the Food Network
TUMMY TEASERS
Chunk of Skunk $1.95
Smidgeon of Pigeon $1.95
Road Toad A La Mode $1.65
Shake N Bake Snake $2.25
Swirl of Squirrel $1.55
Whipporwill on a Grill $3.30
Narrow Sparrow $2.00
Rigor Mortis Tortoise $5.25
BAG-N-GAG
Our Daily Take-Out Lunch Special
GUESS THAT MESS
A Daily Special Treat
if you guess what it is, you eat it for free
ENTREES
Center Line Bovine $5.95
taste real good, straight from the hood
The Chicken $4.95
that didn’t cross the road
Flat Cat $3.95
served as a single or a stack
“Eating food is more fun, when you know it was hit on the run”
“Our meat is so fresh, you can still see the tire tracks”
“You’ll eat like a hog...when you taste our dog”
“Vegetable of the Day...SQUASH”
Road Grill Menu
LATE NIGHT DELIGHT
Spoon of Raccoon $3.95
Smear of Deer $4.95
Awesome ‘Possum $5.95
Cheap Sheep $3.95
7205 Linger Lodge Road
“Served fresh each night, after dark”
[941] 755-2757
“Anything dead on bread”