Saturdays silly Ha Ha

[deesun]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from
Albania, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all
the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said
that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,
but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye.

Got to love them Australian girls!

[Dodge]

A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morning
to find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door.
"Out drinking again!?" she says.
"How much money did you spend this time?"
"$100," answers the man.
"$100!" she shouts.
"That's ridiculous, spending that much in one night!"
"Easy for you to say," he replies. "You don't smoke,
you don't drink, and you have your own "minge."








A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Got
any fresh fruit?"
"No."
"Got any fresh vegetables?"
"No. We have only canned and dry goods."

The next day, the duck returns.
"Got any fresh fruit?"
"No."
"Got any fresh vegetables?"
"No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry
goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same
question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor."

On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks,"Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any fresh fruit?"

[donno]

What's the hardest thing about rollerskating?

Telling your parents you're gay.