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22-01-2008, 03:12 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc ?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season." One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'." "Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied , "My point exactly
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yes still (as money n time permit) doing the rebuilding the zh fairlane with a clevo 400m 4v heads injected whipple blown with aode 4 speed trans to a 9" ....... we'll get there eventually just remember don't be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark...Professionals built the Titanic! I have taken up meditation... at least it's better than sitting around doing nothing !! |
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22-01-2008, 03:27 AM
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 not bad.
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22-01-2008, 03:37 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA took me like 30seconds before it sank in LOL!
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22-01-2008, 07:29 AM
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hehehe...I like It....lol
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22-01-2008, 07:41 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Hahaha i like it.
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22-01-2008, 07:55 AM
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Awesome
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Good ONE!!!
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22-01-2008, 09:31 AM
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Nice
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22-01-2008, 01:09 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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take that old man!!
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22-01-2008, 02:04 PM
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What's green is gold
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Ahahahaha!
Gold!
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22-01-2008, 02:11 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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LMFAO
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22-01-2008, 04:28 PM
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that's great
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22-01-2008, 04:44 PM
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I read that one a while back, but it is pretty funny
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And why do they import holdens, Because we dont want them here.. |
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22-01-2008, 04:53 PM
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Haha, nice.
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22-01-2008, 05:04 PM
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Great one...
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22-01-2008, 06:48 PM
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22-01-2008, 06:55 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Here's another good one,
Just what the Doctor ordered ..... This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room of other patients I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it: An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??" "There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??" "I can't pish out of it," he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose
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22-01-2008, 07:13 PM
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Lmfao
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22-01-2008, 09:56 PM
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i'm baaaack....
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they are both gold but that one, is just HILARIOUS!!! |
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22-01-2008, 10:03 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Haha, and the animal just happened to be a beaver!
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just got this email had to share (funny)
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