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21-10-2010, 03:10 PM | #61 | ||
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alien smalian why is it that aliens are gay only wanting to probe our butts i would have thought they'd have enough info buy now to take over the world. And for those that say they already have taken over the world why have they done such a crap job. I want my coupe to get that alien conversion job done asap so i can beat the world land speed record. And look at this little fellow giving birth to its young
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21-10-2010, 06:30 PM | #62 | |||
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Interesting you say that, because once when I was a young punk dabbling in green weedy stuff, I put forward the possibility that we were being controlled by giants. Like a little model diroama of the world. But I am pretty sure it isn't true or is it..... |
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21-10-2010, 07:10 PM | #63 | |||
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21-10-2010, 09:08 PM | #64 | ||
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I heard a few pieces over the years while doing background checks on info after reading the 12th planet... ENJOY!!
Apparantly.... The Oct 13 sighting was when a wormhole opened im told... but it goes deeper!! Apparantly humans were created as a natural resource to serve another life form that uses this wormhole, they are called the Anunkai. but for whatever reason some other third party life form stood up for us and said for us to self rule for a certain period of time to give us a chance to break free of this 'slavery' and there was a massive battle and the anunkai were sent off into space on a planet called MARDUK or TIAMAT. Apparantly these anunkai the ones that created us. They are able to pilot their planet and regulary (every 10,000 years) orbit our solar system and many others doing their bit to colonise as many planets as possible. How they survive without a sun i dont know (plot hole) this planet MARDUK, was noticed as a massive comet that was on a collision course with earth but has now been mostly forgotten about Apparantly when this thing swings by every 10,000 or so years it goes about raining "fire" in the form of falling rocks it gathers along its orbital travels. Apparantly it brings all sorts of geological upheaval probably like global warming and volcanic eruptions possibly what killed the dinosaurs etc which then results in an ice age cycle. Apparantly this was what caused the fate of atlantis which now resides squarely (you guessed it) under the bemuda triangle (google bimini road!) The story goes that they (the anunkai's) "visit" when we get to a certain level of technology, Apparantly this is why the Govts hold back free energy machines or revolutionary technology. then wipe us out only to allow us to sprout up again to start again. (because just killing us all and taking over our planet is not the easy way to do it) (logical plot hole 2) Apparantly some of them monitor us from the dark side of the moon with a base they have, this is why the moon landing was done in a studio and when we get to a certain technological level they send an SMS to the home planet to knock us off, then thats the end of their shift and it all starts again apparntly. Also on an unrellated topic the asteriod belt was a planet blown up by aliens that threatened mars and earth. Also mars was a second earth but you guessed it, it was destroyed by these guys. Also a long time ago we were able to pass between mars and earth like stargate and the face on mars is a tomb of one of the guys that stood up for us to free us of this slavery. And apparntly these sightings are them and their back and their going to kill us all. Which is not good for me koz i just spent the last of my money on a fridge when i would rather be spending it on hookers and booze before im knocked off by ET for simply being in the wrong century at the wrong time. FML This appears to be the general consensus by people on the internet that like these subjects. I found this out after i did a credability google check on the book the 12th planet and i followed the trail of "facts" 99.9% Probably not true but it was an epic crumb trail that i found interesting. |
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21-10-2010, 09:39 PM | #65 | |||
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21-10-2010, 09:49 PM | #66 | ||||
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21-10-2010, 10:09 PM | #67 | |||
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I don't think there's a fact in that whole post. The Face on Mars? Seriously? Wow. |
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22-10-2010, 03:42 AM | #68 | |||
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hence the "plot hole" remarks I dont believe it, i just find it interesting... but there are some people out there that do. Probably why cults like scientlogy start As for lots of these things although interesting to read up about them, truth is theres no point in trying to find out no one will ever have the real answer if any. |
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22-10-2010, 05:53 AM | #69 | ||
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Look at your man now back to me now your man now me again do not take you eyes off me again or i will vapourise you NOW you must inhale this bottle of old spice so i can take over your world through your women..........By the way how much for the little girl your women how much????
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22-10-2010, 11:59 AM | #70 | ||
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Project Blue Beam I think is an interesting one. The idea of a government body trying to push a faux mass ufo event to scare the world population into uniting into a singular entity/ new world order.
http://www.educate-yourself.org/cn/p...m25jul05.shtml Lots of plot-holes and thing in it, but an interesting concept nonetheless. Just a note: for the people who dismiss this sort of stuff off-hand, you must really be closed in. 99% of the UFO stuff out there are probably fakes, but you can still take it as entertaining fiction. Some people have taken a lot of time, effort, and hard drugs to come up with these things, so you can at least have a read, and either take it as conceivable evidence, or contemporary fiction. The shred of truth that some have, however, should be put into the back of your mind and kept, just in case we're all missing the bigger picture and are being lied to about extra terrestrials (or of course, secretive human projects). The people who baulk as soon as they see word 'ufo' need to lighten up and enjoy some stories for what they are - stories |
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22-10-2010, 12:30 PM | #71 | ||
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Awesome thread. Aliens have to exist, whether it be on a microscopic level to other intelligent life. There are billions of stars in just the milkyway so makes sense there would be 10s of billions of planets. Multiply that by the billions of other galaxies the possibility are endless. The universe has limitless conclusions to throw of its own, are there other universes. It boggles the mind and annoys me that I wont know any answers, kinda like "Lost" actually.
But one thing is for sure, I dont want to make contact as the risk is too high. If they can come here then they are vastly more advanced than us and if they are anything like humans then the local inhabitants dont tend to do so well when it come to a newly discovered world.
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22-10-2010, 02:26 PM | #72 | ||
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What I want to know is why do these aliens with vastly advanced inteligence who can travel at near the speed of light once they get here simply just want to abduct and shine a torch up some hillbillies nether regions?
You would think they might have more interesting things to do like visit MacDonalds or watch Aussie Rules football. On second thoughts . . the Hillbillies bum is looking more interesting lol.
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22-10-2010, 02:36 PM | #73 | |||
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22-10-2010, 03:41 PM | #74 | |||
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Yeh what was the main alien called again Xena or something that? haha I heard a version that Xena killed a bunch of innocent aleins because of excessive population concerns on what ever galaxy he was ruling and then some how trapped thier souls on earth. Now thier souls bother humans and scientologys e meter monitors how much any individual is haunted. Which sounds like ghost busters meets the exorcist. Crazy stuff. |
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22-10-2010, 04:33 PM | #75 | ||
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I was about to mention that it is considered a 'relegion' in certain parts of the world, however when trying to access the relevant website to get a quote, our works internet filter returned the following:
"Access to this web page is restricted. Reason: The category "Malicious Web Sites" is filtered." |
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22-10-2010, 04:53 PM | #76 | |||
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its already a conspiracy thats its the 13th of october lol. I can remember reading some stuff on illuminati and the number 33
13/10/10 =33. Not saying i believe it but many conspiracy theories say thats the main number the iluminati follow. Theres a new alien movie called skyline. That comes out in 11/12/10...also =33. funny stuff.
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22-10-2010, 05:00 PM | #77 | |||
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22-10-2010, 06:40 PM | #78 | ||
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i havent read all the replies here . i have been interested in this stuff for years . i dont BAG it , but AFTER YEARS AND YEARS of being interested in this stuff . i have only ever seen it on "YOUTUBE" everytime i look up i always get this strange feeling of THERE IS NOTHING THERE except stars and the moon , WHICH IS WHAT I SEE . which after years and years of thought . i have to run with just that ( stars and the moon ) either that or australia is just not a place that these aliens are interested in . which is a good thing because everyone else around the world is buying land , moving here, spreading thier religion here , trying to convert australia into thier own lifestyle and beliefs , which is hard when you have 150 different nationalities to convince that your way is the way to live. but anyhow the aliens dont seem to think so . AUSTRALIANS must be either way to boring as a human species to be interested in , or taste horribly bad .
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22-10-2010, 07:24 PM | #79 | ||
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6a4T2tJaSU&feature=player_embedded#!
Charlie Chaplin film, 1928 - see about 4.37 secs - the mobile phone suggestion. Dementia I say.
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22-10-2010, 07:34 PM | #80 | |||
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THATS A GREAT LINK . awesome THANKS . . being a car forum . has anyone ever wondered what the aliewns would think about formula 1 racing , or v8 supercars . or 0-400 metre times ? could you imagine a new model flying saucer coming out in "UFO MOTOR" MAG. witha a badge like 10_4d /3 kw. zero to parrallel universe in .6 seconds, thats a whole .1 seconds quicker than general universes model. and air bags are a no cost option,k this model has thought powered satnav , no more typing your destination . gotta get meself one of these , time for a trade in Last edited by gtfpv; 22-10-2010 at 07:39 PM. |
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22-10-2010, 07:39 PM | #81 | ||
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Probably just Ziltoid popping by, he said he'd be back.
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22-10-2010, 07:43 PM | #82 | |||
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22-10-2010, 07:51 PM | #83 | |||
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22-10-2010, 08:29 PM | #84 | |||
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HAHA interesting. I reckon Mclaren or Ferrari will want to sign an alien engineer! It would be funny if he was a moron though and couldnt get his head round a combustion engine because all he drives is some space folding anti gravity frisbee! |
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23-10-2010, 12:21 AM | #85 | |||
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LOL !!! that is funny dude . it reminds my of some youtube video i once seen of george w bush making an announcement out the fron of the white house , in the back ground you can see a grey alien peering outside through the window . i now have to ask myself , "WHY HAVENT WE SEEN ONE IN THE BACKGROUND AT THE PITS " |
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LOL !!! that is funny dude . it reminds my of some youtube video i once seen of george w bush making an announcement out the fron of the white house , in the back ground you can see a grey alien peering outside through the window . i now have to ask myself , "WHY HAVENT WE SEEN ONE IN THE BACKGROUND AT THE PITS " |
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23-10-2010, 12:56 AM | #87 | ||
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I used to quite enjoy reading about UFO sightings, wondering about their technology and deciding what i would say to an alien. However not anymore. Not since reading an article about an abduction on www.alienvideo.net. (Warning very stomach-churning stuff graphic content)
However I found this was an interesting read about the US government making a deal with the aliens. http://www.alienvideo.net/0702/gover...d-us-greys.php
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Just wait till 2012 hehehe
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