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Old 01-07-2006, 12:35 AM   #1
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Default Cat Joke

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average preson can't
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and the THIRD word in eachline from the top down.

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Old 01-07-2006, 07:52 AM   #2
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LOL love it...
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The teletubbies were bred by the wiggles by mating a rhino with a garden gnome. They were intended to be the ultimate warrior for world domination, cute like a gnome, yet violent like a Rhino. Instead they got 4 multicoloured, brainless rhino sized retards.
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a toll bar hit my car because of my annoying padels
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Old 01-07-2006, 08:32 AM   #3
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Whats a preson?
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Old 01-07-2006, 08:33 AM   #4
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You don't read that section as the joke... But I'm not sure......
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The teletubbies were bred by the wiggles by mating a rhino with a garden gnome. They were intended to be the ultimate warrior for world domination, cute like a gnome, yet violent like a Rhino. Instead they got 4 multicoloured, brainless rhino sized retards.
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a toll bar hit my car because of my annoying padels
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Old 01-07-2006, 09:11 AM   #5
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B.I.A.T.C.H.
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Old 01-07-2006, 09:14 AM   #6
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Honestly, I had no trouble at all.
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Old 01-07-2006, 02:49 PM   #7
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missing "this is A cat"
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Old 01-07-2006, 03:54 PM   #8
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Yeah, it's missing a line
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Old 01-07-2006, 06:57 PM   #9
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My favourite joke:

Q. Whats Brown and sticky ?

A. A stick...
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Old 01-07-2006, 07:06 PM   #10
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My favourite joke:

Q. Whats Brown and sticky ?

A. A stick...
Had a 6yo tell me that at work a few days ago.. still laughting about it! :
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