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Old 22-12-2010, 11:17 PM   #1
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just stumbled across this , an electronic key inserted into this blokes hand, no more misplaced keys, i like it!
http://au.todaytonight.yahoo.com/art...mazing-robodad

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Old 22-12-2010, 11:25 PM   #2
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Each to their own I guess.
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Old 22-12-2010, 11:36 PM   #3
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How effective is it when you want to scratch yourself?
Can it pop the top off a bottle of beer?
What's Tony Greig supposed to stick into the cricket pitch?
I could go on and on...
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Old 22-12-2010, 11:51 PM   #4
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means the theif has to cut ya hand off to steal ya car.... lol
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Old 23-12-2010, 12:07 AM   #5
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You dont wanna know where he keeps the spare.





















Yeah yeah, doesnt need one.
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Old 23-12-2010, 06:57 AM   #6
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What's Tony Greig supposed to stick into the cricket pitch?



Once again Tony Greig has jammed another bunch of those ******* car keys of his into the pitch and to this day we still haven't been able to get the ******* things out!!!!
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Old 23-12-2010, 08:35 AM   #7
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What a nut, hasn't he read that implants have been linked to tumours in pets near the implant. Why take a risk with your health?
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Old 23-12-2010, 09:25 AM   #8
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Gotta love Today Tonight.
Some guy implates a little chip into his hand and the story gets called "Robo Dad".
Seriously, do people still watch this crap or what?
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Old 23-12-2010, 09:30 AM   #9
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If a card reader on the door can read the data off it, validate it and then let him through the door, what will stop a thief from modifing a door reader just to read the data off the implant (as he passes by in the street)? The theif will then be able to program a keycard that will let him into the house / car/ bike etc....

As for the tumours... Not something I've heard of before but only adds to the reason why I would not go down this path. Maybe he should try Biometrics??
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Old 23-12-2010, 10:24 PM   #10
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Wonder if he has an implant to turn his wife on too?
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Old 23-12-2010, 11:48 PM   #11
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Love the responses, too funny !
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Old 24-12-2010, 12:11 AM   #12
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i would like a beer implant.....
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Old 24-12-2010, 12:22 AM   #13
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i would like a beer implant.....
Soft.

Give me a whiskey implant.
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Old 24-12-2010, 12:32 AM   #14
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i would like a beer implant.....
Insult your missus, and ask her to grab you a stubby straight after.
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