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But he made a full recovery.
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Where to next??
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Lol....
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Never happen , Chucky walks on water !
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Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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Once PHASED.
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Chuck shares the same fate as the phantom, he can't die..
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A cop pulled Chuck Norris over once. Chuck let him go with a warning.
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Call me dirt... Joe Dirt
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My son wears Superman pyjamas to bed.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas to bed.
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It's almost limitless what we can come up with about Chuck. I was a massive fan of him in the 80's as with Charles Bronson.
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When chuck was born the doctor refused to smack him in case chuck smacked him back.
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00Norris licence to kill
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chuck norris eye drops
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Chuck Norris died earlier today
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