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26-09-2005, 11:20 PM
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likes falcon's
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Location: Melbourne
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went in today to visit my mechanic, as i recently have had a gas research conversion done.
there was a box ute on the dyno that made a whole of 30hp LOL!!! well anyway, i ask him, what did the guy say about it, "runs abit sluggish" i laughed. then tells me bout your typical bogans, one that almost had me on the floor. "its runnin as rough as a pair of heshen undies" my response was, HOW did u not laugh, he found it hard, but replied with, "really, that rough?"
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26-09-2005, 11:24 PM
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No longer driving a Ford.
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How about "Dry as a bone, not a drop" when it was full of water? GRRRR
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26-09-2005, 11:30 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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My mechanic has a big banner saying "welcome back" in his workshop. hmmmm.....
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26-09-2005, 11:32 PM
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haha thats brilliant! u asked him why he has it?
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26-09-2005, 11:55 PM
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27-09-2005, 01:12 AM
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its not a!
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Location: Rockingham, WA
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My grandad had a classic...
" this car's so gutless it couldnt pull a 'blank' off my sister"
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27-09-2005, 11:40 AM
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I Hope Holden Dies
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Eastern 'Burbs, Melbourne
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my mates mechanic sed his car "couldnt pull the skin off custard"
and my mechanic after seeing him for the 4th time in a year sed "F******G HELL, this cars had more hits than elvis" thought that was pretty funny HRT R.I.P
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27-09-2005, 11:43 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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My personal favourite was being told it was gonna cost me $600 to change a timing belt in a 99 Festiva!!!! $38 part, $562 labour.. yeah right.. ended up takin it somewhere else, $158!
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27-09-2005, 04:10 PM
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Peter Car
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Location: geelong
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Nothing to do with my mechanic, but I had a guy at work a few weeks ago tell me he downloaded plans off the net that tell you how to convert your car to run on water. WTF. I managed to hold back a smartarse reply, but i'd love to see how long it would take for the engine to hydraulic and probaly destroy itself. Some people can be so gullible.
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27-09-2005, 04:39 PM
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Adapt or perish...
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Location: Dip!@#$
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Not that the mechanic said it, but when I had the ute in getting the gas system checked, a guy came in with a CFI EA wanting to convert to gas, was told that the gas system alone would cost more than the car, to which the guy replied...
"It's because of the carby, isn't it?"
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27-09-2005, 04:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
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My workmate who got an apprenticeship (mechanical) knows nothing about cars... 2 things he said as i was showing him when i put the bigger tickford snokrel on was
"yeah that sure is bigger" (pointing to the airbox) and "see your problem is your headbolts are rusted on" I held back the smartass replies... but WTF those are rocker cover bolts head bolts are under there :S |
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27-09-2005, 05:20 PM
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Beware of mood swings!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Western 'burbs, put your bullet proof vests on!
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I think I've performed a f***ing miracle!
And indeed he had. *runs out to hug car* :P
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27-09-2005, 05:23 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
Join Date: May 2005
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"When was the last time you changed the Spark Plugs?"
(on a Diesel Landcruiser....)
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27-09-2005, 06:50 PM
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LIFELONG DJR SUPPORTER
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I rebuilt a fairly warmish 351 in an XC Hardtop for a customer. Ran it for 40 hours on a dyno getting it all right (and fixing a dodgely fitted timing case seal
 :nutsycuck) and went round to pick him up for a road test. Fed it some serious berries up the street, to which he replied "it pulls like a 15 year old with a copy of Playboy"! Made me feel goodI wasn't that impressed, but the following week he ran a 13.8. probably not too bad! :evilking:
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27-09-2005, 10:39 PM
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Couldnt pull a "sailor" of your sister ??? I am realy good at blankety blanks ! Its a shame Gra Gra isnt here to make some cheesy comment on cue ! hahahahahaha
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28-09-2005, 10:03 AM
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likes falcon's
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thats gold, i dunt know how we can keep straight faces in such situations
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