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Old 09-01-2006, 09:45 PM   #1
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Default Worst Ebay Selling Ever

wish i hada thought about it earlier :S

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Old 09-01-2006, 09:46 PM   #2
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what a c0ck knocker
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:48 PM   #3
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that's rediculous
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:49 PM   #4
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Starting bid 250,000 he has to be joking
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:53 PM   #5
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:57 PM   #6
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LOL at the question


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Q: hello.. is this auction item for real..? i only have $249, 999 so i wont be able to keep up with your price.. any chance of a mates rate??
09-Jan-06
A: yes it is real and if no one else bids its yours for $249,999,00 no probs...
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Old 09-01-2006, 10:07 PM   #7
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yep, ebay rules. i think that idiot driver site is better than ebay... to much trash like this on there.
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Old 09-01-2006, 10:08 PM   #8
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So he wants $250k to put his kids thru school...
I'll give him a quick tip on how to get the $250k, and my advice is free...
GET A JOB ********!!!

I'll be spending MY money on putting MY kid/s to school, thank you very much.
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Old 09-01-2006, 10:28 PM   #9
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Someone can tatto their logo on my arm for $50000
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Old 09-01-2006, 10:29 PM   #10
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Its probly not realy to put his kids thru school or to make a better life for his wife ! Its more than likely to pay off his drug dealer so he doesnt have to smuggled drugs thru malaysia ! :
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Old 09-01-2006, 11:00 PM   #11
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I love the question down the bottom, people like this are not being serious, just taking the ИИИИ I think. Makes for a good laugh though.
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Old 10-01-2006, 12:00 AM   #12
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Old 10-01-2006, 12:03 AM   #13
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I love the question down the bottom, people like this are not being serious, just taking the ИИИИ I think. Makes for a good laugh though.
Probably right.
But he'll look like a right knob if someone like Bernie Fraser, with his 'super of the future' comes up with the cash, and wants to see the finished result!!!

Matter of fact, if I was in the will of one Mr K. Packer and had a few mill. to kill, I reckon I would call this joker's bluff, then bounce the cheque, just for a laugh!!
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Old 10-01-2006, 12:11 AM   #14
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lol dam.. he sure went to some effort with painting his arm for a $250,000 sale didnt he... HA what a tool. but good for a laugh.
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Old 10-01-2006, 08:42 AM   #15
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Sorry Matt but due to the bad complection of your skin i can only offer a bid of $100.00 and you have to pay the price of getting the tat ,and i want full exposure ,standind on a kings cross corner every friday night for the next 10 years rain hail or shine
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Old 10-01-2006, 09:17 AM   #16
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Its rare the days I wish for this, but in this case I wish I owned a large gay sex toy emporium with a big advertising budget, cause I think he would be the most popular boy in the bar with a Uncle Bastards Butt Plug advertisement on his arm.
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Old 10-01-2006, 03:11 PM   #17
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Its rare the days I wish for this, but in this case I wish I owned a large gay sex toy emporium with a big advertising budget, cause I think he would be the most popular boy in the bar with a Uncle Bastards Butt Plug advertisement on his arm.
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Old 10-01-2006, 06:00 PM   #18
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Pffft... For $250,000 I'd get it tattooed across my Jatz Crackers and walk around wearing a pair of assless chaps the wrong way round every day of the week.
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Old 10-01-2006, 06:28 PM   #19
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Its rare the days I wish for this, but in this case I wish I owned a large gay sex toy emporium with a big advertising budget, cause I think he would be the most popular boy in the bar with a Uncle Bastards Butt Plug advertisement on his arm.
Agreed,
or do a large contract, all formal, get him all excited and at the last minute the cheque bounces :
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If he looks as ugly as I do, I doubt no matter how much a sponsor pays, its never going to look good!

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Old 10-01-2006, 06:39 PM   #21
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once you bought it you can do what you want so put a tatoo on there of a huge
D,I,C,K and write i am gay under it
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Old 10-01-2006, 06:41 PM   #22
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Has this moron ever heard of public education, he is already paying for it with is taxes.
OH thats right he's probably the type of person that doesn't pay them!!!
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Old 10-01-2006, 06:47 PM   #23
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It's not as good as the air guitar that sold on e-bay for $50k............
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It's not as good as the air guitar that sold on e-bay for $50k............
There was one that went for less than that not long ago.

I envy whoever won it. It had been used by Ozzy Osbourne, Robert Page, Lemmy and a heap of others.

I couldn't believe anyone would want to sell anything like it. Something like that isn't easy to come by.
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Someone can tatto their logo on my arm for $50000
No probs
Although I would expect payment within 5 working days
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There was one that went for less than that not long ago.

I envy whoever won it. It had been used by Ozzy Osbourne, Robert Page, Lemmy and a heap of others.

I couldn't believe anyone would want to sell anything like it. Something like that isn't easy to come by.
No, this one must have belonged to Hendrix himself lol
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err... I'd laugh if he got a buyer and then had the tatt done.. spelled incorrectly !
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