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Old 17-08-2006, 09:04 AM   #1
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Default Worst Break up lines!!

Well I know we have all had them, So lets see the lame reasons and break up lines used by our ex's.

My Personal Favourate which was used on me last night was
"It's not you its me"

then with the next sentance being:

"I am just not ready for us"

Well i personally could have used that information 18 months ago before we bought a house together.

So now we have the fun job of trying to sell the hosue, while staying civil with each other throught the whole process, Which is hard enough when you are a couple, As selling a house is extremely stressfull,

So let the fun and games begin,

Back to the original topic, What are other peoples experiences with break up lines and the crap they try and tell you???

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Old 17-08-2006, 10:00 AM   #2
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Be thankfull that there are no kids involved. Be prepared to get ripped off when the house is sold.

The dumbest break up ine I have ever been on the recieving end of was " I am just to relaxed around you, I think we should go our separate ways "

You really look a lot closer at the opposite sex when you hear BS like that.....


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Old 17-08-2006, 10:10 AM   #3
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the one that got me was when i walked in on one of my girlfriend, years ago and she was in bed with a very good mate. I was then told it wasn't what it looked like.?? We were just talking.
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Old 17-08-2006, 10:46 AM   #4
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the one that got me was when i walked in on one of my girlfriend, years ago and she was in bed with a very good mate. I was then told it wasn't what it looked like.?? We were just talking.
Oh yeah, GF's alway talk to other guys in bed....... NOT.

I can't say i've had a good orr a bad line, but "I think we should just be friends"
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Old 17-08-2006, 10:51 AM   #5
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I've been getting closer and closer after each argument.

Apparently I'm too inconsiderate of her feelings, and I'm too selfish to think about her.

Strange really, I think the exact same about her.
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Old 17-08-2006, 11:40 AM   #6
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the one that got me was when i walked in on one of my girlfriend, years ago and she was in bed with a very good mate. I was then told it wasn't what it looked like.?? We were just talking.

I think your lucky to be free

If it was me i would be up for a double homocide
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Old 17-08-2006, 11:47 AM   #7
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I think your lucky to be free

If it was me i would be up for a double homocide
Crime of passion I believe, if you were in Froggy land. But when you think about it in hind sight, they are just not worth it, and they deserve each other. Let them go for it!!!

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Old 17-08-2006, 11:53 AM   #8
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all this reminds me why i love being single/not looking.
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Old 17-08-2006, 11:55 AM   #9
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My Personal Favourate which was used on me last night was
"It's not you its me"

then with the next sentance being:

"I am just not ready for us"
I have had those used before although the current ex still on the back burner (deciding what to do at the moment if its worth it or not).

And a few moths ago she used the top line and another famous one.

"I dont know if I want to be with you". So i did the dirty this time around Chose a car over a girl. :evilsasmo I havnt stopped smiling yet.

But a house is a whole different story. Good luck with it mate.
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Old 17-08-2006, 01:11 PM   #10
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GET OUT OF MY CAR!!!!!!! :
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Old 17-08-2006, 01:18 PM   #11
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How about "I think you can do better...."

I didn't agree at the time but she turned out to be so correct.
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Old 17-08-2006, 07:43 PM   #12
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I woke up in a drunken haze one morning to find an SMS that read something along the lines of "After last night I don't think we should be together anymore".

Ok, fair enough, having her dad stuff me into a car at her 18th wasn't the world's best idea, but still.
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Old 17-08-2006, 08:06 PM   #13
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" your too nice. " should of wacked it in her blurter and punched her in the back of the head . she might of liked it !!!!!!!!! :
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Old 17-08-2006, 08:12 PM   #14
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One I received at work recently - "We should keep things at a work level only". This after I was getting all the go signals for more then two weeks! Then a younger bloke entered the scene and it was all over red rover.

Thanks chich.

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Old 17-08-2006, 08:17 PM   #15
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Well I know we have all had them, So lets see the lame reasons and break up lines used by our ex's.

My Personal Favourate which was used on me last night was
"It's not you its me"

then with the next sentance being:

"I am just not ready for us"

Well i personally could have used that information 18 months ago before we bought a house together.

So now we have the fun job of trying to sell the hosue, while staying civil with each other throught the whole process, Which is hard enough when you are a couple, As selling a house is extremely stressfull,

So let the fun and games begin,

Back to the original topic, What are other peoples experiences with break up lines and the crap they try and tell you???
Keep the house and refinance her 1/2 ... now thats really gonna shiite her
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Old 17-08-2006, 08:17 PM   #16
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Lets just be freinds is a killer
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Old 17-08-2006, 08:20 PM   #17
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Best (more like worst) break up line to do to a chick, isn't even a line... its the beeeeeeeeeeeeppppp of a phone hung up in their ear.
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Old 17-08-2006, 08:29 PM   #18
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"This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I'm single."
"Well, I don't think just not talking to you is going to be enough space for me."
"I want be able to see other women without hurting you."
"I've found someone else. I'm so sorry. Shall we go tell the kids?"
"I miss being HAPPY!"
"How will I know I want to spend the next 50 years with you unless I date other people?"
"Don't bother coming over tomorrow night because I don't wanna see you anymore."
"I can't see you anymore. Your house is a tip and mine is spotless and I'm a bloke."
"You're my best friend in the world, and I love you to death...but you're like a sister to me."

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Old 17-08-2006, 08:42 PM   #19
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Lets just be freinds is a killer
Or the line: 'Your an amazing friend and I don't think we should risk that friendship, it is far to special'...
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Old 17-08-2006, 08:48 PM   #20
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i got a "my uncle died, sorry..." one, i was like ummmm ?
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Old 17-08-2006, 08:53 PM   #21
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My favourite has been - '.......... and you don't even have a new car'

2 months later I bought the XR6 hehehe
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Old 17-08-2006, 08:55 PM   #22
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Or the line: 'Your an amazing friend and I don't think we should risk that friendship, it is far to special'...
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Yes I have heard that one before.
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Old 17-08-2006, 08:56 PM   #23
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I got the "You love your cars and your mates more than you love me!!!!" crap during a disagreement one night.

I retorted , " Well I had my Cars and my mates before I had you, and if you dont like them , there is the door , dont let it hit you in the butt on the way out."

Then I added I will be home when I am. When I arrived home a few hours later, she was gone. Then I was a ***** the next Friday night because I didnt call her. WTF??? She was the one that left because she wanted to , not because I told her to go!
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", im sorry but...you dont like the simpsons"," i think we should find someone with common interests.."
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Old 17-08-2006, 09:06 PM   #25
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the one that got me was when i walked in on one of my girlfriend, years ago and she was in bed with a very good mate. I was then told it wasn't what it looked like.?? We were just talking.
Cheating on you is one thing, insulting your intelligence is another.
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I got the "You love your cars and your mates more than you love me!!!!" crap during a disagreement one night.

Ha ha I have had that one (more than once now too : )

Love me, love my kids, my car, and put up with my family and friends : (great motto to live by - if you don't mind being alone e )
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Old 18-08-2006, 12:03 AM   #27
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Their not break up lines but rejection lines (intented towards me) so they are somewhat relevent

1: "Your Cute and a nice person but i think im too good for you"
2: "I'm not ready for a relationship yet" 12hrs later shes with my best mate at that time.
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Old 18-08-2006, 12:04 AM   #28
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hmm i think you need to have a girlfriend in the first place in order to break up with her... so i guess ill have to sit this one out haha :P
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I like the "Im doing for whats best for you!!"
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How about "I think you can do better...."

I didn't agree at the time but she turned out to be so correct.
One of the Many Excuses my ex used ;)
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